Every time I make biscuits from a can

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• acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Biscuits come from a can
  They were put there by a man
  In a factory downtown

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I could have sworn there was a mod for one of the GTA games that replaces the model/skin of the grenades with can of biscuit dough. You’d throw it, it’d roll and do nothing for a sec, then there would be no actual explosion, but that muffled splat sound the cans make and so dough squeeze out from the seams.

  …but the everything else responded normally as they would to a grenade; so a can of biscuit dough popping would still send people ragdolling away from it, cause cars to explode, etc.

  Maybe it was just a parody gif someone made and not an actual mod? I can’t find it. Q_Q

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If that does actually exist, it needs to be such that when a dough-nade goes off, every affected human or npc needs to emit one of the giggling sounds from the pillbourghy (sp?) doughboy being poked, in from the commericals.

    Just like uh, replace the human pain cries and screams for like 5 to 10 seconds, with an array of soundclips of the doughboy giggling.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The best defense is an aggressive offense. Before you even mess with the peel, WHOMP! them several times (as needed) against the edge of the counter, or better yet a corner, which is more likely to break through the wrap and bust them open. They can’t startle you if you startle them.

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• unknown@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I love it when weird usa products are in memes, I get to play detective in the comments to figure out what it is and why it's funny.

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  • _hovi_@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bro same. Wtf is that

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    • NecroParagon@midwest.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A roll of biscuits and the can is pressurized. The instructions say to peel the label then jam a spoon or something into the middle seam to make it pop open. It is quite a little bang.

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  • snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Here in the UK you can get some home-bake pastry tubes that look identical to that and you also twist open them. Things like a roll of proto-pan au chocolat or the big raw cinnamon roll. You just slice them up and cook

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    • unknown@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Huh, fair enough. I did not know that.

      I've been doing my shops online with the vegan filters on since the pandemic, so I really have no idea what else is being sold in our supermarkets now. Hoping they make a vegan version of that chocolate croissant one soon tho.

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• RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t make these anymore, and when we did, had to ask someone with better nerves to open them. But I had a friend who had a great story about the canned biscuits. She went shopping and was waiting in the car, for her husband to finish shopping at a different store. Got sleepy, leaned her seat way back and went to sleep. Windows down, and it’s hot here. She wakes to a loud pop, thinks it’s a gunshot - feels her head, it’s all gooey, she thinks she has been shot and is in so much shock she has no pain. It was the biscuits. They exploded and got in her hair.

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s an episode of mythbusters!

    youtu.be/1pQwB1NDwGA

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    • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It was not that lady, it’s happened more than once? That is crazy. Same lady had a cat that could open the door by swinging on the doorknob, and a terraced yard that bluejays controlled the upper levels of and terrorized said cat, AND an ex who was a source of many awful but interesting stories as well.

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My trick is to shout HIYA really loud when I open it. I did learn to warn people I am going to do this first, so they don’t drop a cheese plate and then chase you with a broom.

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Isn’t that how you’re supposed to do it?

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m going to share with you the only way to open canned biscuits that’s full proof.

  Pull off some of the outer paper. Just a bit.

  Next place the canned biscuits in a bowl or tray of some kind.

  Next. Poor a little water on the canned biscuits.

  The water will eventually deep in enough and the cardboard will break up and POP!

  But it won’t happen immediately.

  So you can leave the room and wait for the pop at a safe distance.

  You are all welcome.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Full proof?

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Biscuits drenched in alcohol.

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    • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Full proof way to not be near the detonation.

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• cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This can be avoided by making scratch biscuits lol

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  how I open them:
  BANG 💥 BANG 💥 BANG 💥 POP!!!

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Every Sunday morning the kitchen became The Hurt Locker.

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