Practical Magic

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hope the witches encrypted their spells so they can’t be traced.

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  • four@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Next week in EU: “We’re proposing a new bill, called ‘SpellControl’, for the safety of our people”

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Antimagic collars for all spell casters, for your safety. You can still cast spells must must verify your ID and choose for a list of approved magics.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Good luck, they’re behind seven pentagrams.

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Virtual Pentagram Network.

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Please do Putin please do Putin

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But how will Trump know what to do without Putin’s orders? Better take him out also.

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And Trump and JD Vance :3

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    • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Слушай, ну Трамп это помощнее фигура. Я думаю что его ауру окутывают несколько слоев магической защиты +9

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      vance is just THiel’s ‘familiar’ pet

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    putin is kept alive by a rasputin necromancer.

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    • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nonsense. Rasputin is long time dead and is only considered alive because he was resurrected as a zombie by Kirill, the head of the Russian Orthodox church. Putin can be kept alive only by sacrificing the US politicians like John McCain

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  • Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah but that’s like $15 in Etsy credit

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• selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What’s sad is because the current “administration” is so fucking stupid, they’ll probably try to arrest these Etsy 'witches"…

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  • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Back to the dark age” is not just a saying. The current Us Admin would abslolutely bring witch hunts back if it fueled their hate preachings.

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  OK so, in Wicca at least (not sure about other traditions) there’s this thing called the Rule of Three: everything you send out will come back three times as hard, including with Magic.

  So, I wonder how the rule of three will deal with this?

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  • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Three Nazis will be removed from their lives as well.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wait it’s like buy one get 3 free?

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  • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon, Donald Trump. Go wicca witches, do your thing!

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    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I would say something but I’m worried it will lead me to getting partyvanned

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      maybe it was fuentes that casted the hex, since the shooter was groyper and fuentes is thier ringleader. fuentes doesnt like kirk.

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  • nickiwest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have to assume that any witch selling curses on Etsy doesn’t believe in the Rule of Three.

    I wonder how many really identify as witches and actually cast the spells people pay them for.

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  • Geodad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not all people who wear the title of witch are Wiccan.

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    • missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      rule of three is broader than Wicca though. something like it is common in a lot of pagan beliefs.

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  • techfox@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Don’t mind me, just going to become Wiccan so I can send someone an orgasm…

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• gbzm@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe one of them performed their spell over the dark web, with bitcoin as sacrifice.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Anybody got the email address of those witches? I got a gig for them.

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• CPMSP@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  … Did they do Trump too? He’s looking a little…stroke-ish.

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• skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nah, they’re gonna be more like the “Anthony Adams Rubbing Hands Together From Behind a Tree” meme when they realize how much they can jack up their prices on Etsy now.

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The thing is, this isn’t a curse.

  A curse is what happened to Bill O’Reilly, to Tucker Carlson, to Glen Beck. Either there’s a scandal reckoning, or the guy believes his own rhetoric a little too much and says something kooky or too far out the Overton window, or draws the stupidest chalkboard diagram and someone in FOX notices his average viewership is 72 years old, and retires his show.

  They take a serious demotion in popularity and a pay cut and all but retire. That’s how witch’s curses work when they do.

  However Kirk did suffer one of Charles Dickens’ many curses. ( …Charlie Dickens – Charlie Kirk – coincidence?) In A Christmas Carol the chapter on the visitation of the Ghost of Christmases Yet To Come. Wealthy people who have not empathy with nor sympathy for the rest of us folk eventually die and then are not grieved when they’re gone (except by those who have to gain by presenting a sad face). Kirk wasn’t one of the moguls, but he spread their rhetoric and was one of their ruthless minions.

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  witches to do make uses of effective hexes and curses.

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The same 7 people who are impressed by this vsauce video

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hey vsauce, Michael here or am I, who am I? Who are you? Why am I still here?

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• burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There’s a part of me that knows, if the fbi or other goons draw up a search warrant (well, I guess subpoena since it’s bank record) for that transaction, we will be hearing about some poor folks getting harassed for ‘cursing’ kirk.

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