selkiesidhe

@selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Relax kiddos. They’re looking for bugs, not your bloated ass. Leave em alone for christ sakes…

  Unless you live in Australia then I’m pretty sure they’re hunting you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They say remote working less productive⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get to be in sweats all day and look like holy hell. I can get up and wander the house on a whim. Drink coffee, snack.

  I’m way more motivated to do actual work than if I was forced out of bed at an ungodly hour just so I can sit and traffic and go somewhere terrible for eight hours then do it all again the next day until I die…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL: Employers in the USA Have Stolen Over $50 Trillion From Workers Since 1975⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Truly the “parasite class”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spaghettius

  Mmm I sound delicious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Thanksgiving everyone!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate cranberry sauce but my god I must have some every thanksgiving or it feels incomplete. Ugly gross stuff… I need it though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God DAMN⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good god! And here I thought he was handsome when I first heard he got cast as Adam Warlock. He had a glow up AGAIN???

  Is that man wine???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy 20th anniversary to the Corrupted Blood incident!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Loved that event. Was a lot of fun.

  Too bad we can’t have that sort of fun in WoW anymore…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes! Yes exactly! Bite my ass, I ain’t stopping. I love em dashes. Em dashes are life! I have five pubbed books and fuck it they’re full of em dashes!

  Absolutely wonderful tool they are and I refuse to think otherwise. Don’t look at my books if you don’t like em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical Magic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s sad is because the current “administration” is so fucking stupid, they’ll probably try to arrest these Etsy 'witches"…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh? Like maybe the hate finally needed to break free of his hotdog skin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Played adventure games and fighting games growing up. Never in my entire forty-something years have I even thrown a punch at anyone.

  Japan LOVES video games, you don’t see them being brought up for the reason they have sooo maaany murders. Oh wait…

  (Now I play MMOs and I never cast a spell at anyone either, in case y’all wondering…)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's still a crust, mom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Side note: those things are tasty af. I bought some on a lark and damn. Hate being patient though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My hubby drives a bmw and every time he uses his turn signals I point out that he is confusing other drivers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It sounds a little Fr*nch to me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hope ya don’t mind but I’m calling the next Karen I see a pumpkin spice twatte in honor of your wife

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Mexican food uniquely good with alcohol or have I just been conditioned?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tequila and Mexican food is a gift to the people. 🤤

  (People in places that don’t neighbor MX are missing out. If I’m ever deported, I’m gonna preach the word where I go.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the best free mmorpgs for a beginner?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow isn’t very newbie friendly due to the mere SIZE of this behemoth but if you work at it, it can be enjoyable. You’ll never run outta stuff to do.

  It’s free till level 20. Then you can decide whether you wanna continue. You can pay for the sub with in-game gold.