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Barely sustainable
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m4xie@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
It’s not the stupid ones that threaten the species, it’s the ones smart (and unwise) enough to develop nukes and missiles.
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 2 days ago
My pizza doesn’t have any toppings.
Turn it over…
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Well, the only thing needed for genetic material to remain is fucking. That’s why we’re still here, fucking and murdering everything else.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Humans: “I’m going to do the sensible thing”
Human Lawyers: “Okay, but that will incur liability”
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Really only a thing in the US our legal system is kind of shit.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Libel laws and other censorship across Europe is pretty fucked. As a case in point, some of the highest instances of enforcement of anti-semitism laws in Germany are against Jews protesting for the rights of other Middle Eastern ethnicities.
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It’s not really like that. You only hear about the crazy lawsuits because they are crazy. Local lawyer used to talk about this on the radio.
You don’t dare bring frivolous shit before a judge. For one, they’ll almost always refuse to hear the case, you lose. Two, you just made an ass of yourself in front of a judge who you will being standing in front of in the future. Three, keep pulling bullshit suits and you can get disbarred.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 hours ago
I mean, we have already made it for millions of years…
Alenalda@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Why, it all tastes the same?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Stop ordering chain pizza
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You sound like my dentist.
Although I do miss my teeth…
Asafum@feddit.nl 2 days ago
Shit… I can’t eat this pizza because I don’t have another box to open!
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
It wasn’t when some lady sued McDonald’s because she injured herself spilling coffee on herself.
It wasn’t when they started printed “warning coffee is hot” on the cups.
I realized humanity is fucked when personal injury lawyers made the argument that “actually that lady was right to sue” go viral. Some mix of internet contrarianism, distrust of “mainstream media”, and general dislike of anything “boomers” have said made people so incredibly gullible that they’ll agree with anything that will make them feel smart for being dumb enough to believe coffee isn’t supposed to be hot.
araneae@beehaw.org 1 day ago
https:// allaboutlawyer . com /macdonalds-coffee-lawsuit-burn-pictures/#the-publics-misunderstanding-and-media-sensationalism
I invite you to take a look at what the coffee actually did to her before you keep running your mouth. NSFL. If you would not like to look, I offer my services as a transcriber to describe it in depth for you. Whatever I can to make this awful lie McDonalds perpetuated to finally go away.
yozul@beehaw.org 1 day ago
Coffee isn’t supposed to be served hot enough to give third degree burns causing hundreds of thousands of dollars of medical bills. That’s actually illegal. When the health department gives several warnings and a senior corporate executive orders employees to disobey the law, that makes judges very, very grumpy. Lawsuits are a stupid system, but they literally the only system we have for legally fighting back against corporations. There is nothing else you can do if they wrong you. Spreading the idea that you shouldn’t sue is only taking away your only method of defending yourself within the law. You are being a corporate shill right now.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Ms. Liebeck, who was 79 years old at the time, suffered from second- and third-degree burns. These burns were severe, and covered her labia, buttocks, and inner thighs.
Ms. Liebeck was hospitalized for seven days and spent another three weeks recuperating at home.
gravierhouse.com/…/the-mcdonalds-hot-coffee-case/
They deliberately served the coffee at a temperature far above safe levels, and knew it was dangerous. That’s what got them kicked in the ass in court.
This response doesn’t reflect well on you at all.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Is this not a joke?
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
It has to be, it’s in the fold of the lid, you have to open the box to see it.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
It’s on the outside of the box. But everyone in this thread is acting like this is serious.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Lol clearly a joke
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Do you really need to ask?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
You should have seen the comments section when I posted that.