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• scottmeme@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Moose are fucking terrifying.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yup. Just went to Yellowstone and that was the one I was most worried about as far as animals go. I’m just worried they will come out of nowhere and mow you down.

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    • scottmeme@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You don’t want to know what will happen if you hit them with a vehicle.

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    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I been Yellowstone three times, never even thought about them. Especially never worried about them. But Bison those guys are just waiting to mess you up.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Saw one in a yard in anchorage. It’s like deer are in the Midwest

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  • BurgerBaron@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some of the last surviving Megafauna, yep.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Some of the most successful species on the planet are megafauna: cattle, and your mom

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  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re huge and dumb. They can trample, and did i mention how huge they are? The first time I saw one up close it was a surprise to the both of us. About shat myself.

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• ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Would you rather…:
  • …encounter a moose in the water
  • …encounter a great white on land

  Def option 2 for me…

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• felsiq@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Actually scarier, cuz I feel like moose are way more likely to fuck you up than sharks if you take into account how often humans interact with them

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  • bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Moose will attack you, but a lot of the deaths they cause are from hitting them with vehicles.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i seen alot of stupid people trying to approach a moose(videos).

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fucked up that they can swim tbh

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They can dive.

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• barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Legitimately scarier than a shark.

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The ironic part is that they cause more deaths than sharks

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• simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I believe Kevin Smith is actually making this

  m.imdb.com/title/tt4269346/

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• slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I first thought she is transporting two chairs on her shoulder.

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  • dangercake@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought it was an antenna hat

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• lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A møøse once bit my sister…

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Her fault if she was carving her initials into it tbh

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• dagger_punch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Moose Jaws”

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    youtu.be/QWzYaZDK6Is

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• Aarkon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We‘ll need a bigger boat

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• ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I honestly can’t think of many scenarios more terrifying than this. Better hope your carrying a gun in that situation so you can take the easy way out

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• Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There is no place safe. He kills in the water and on land. A must see “Mooooose eh!” Coming soon to at least two theaters.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Potentially more than 2, Kevin Smith is directing it.

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    • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh shit. He did turn justin long into a walrus.

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