Submitted 3 weeks ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would go away and kept me up all night.
Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!
i find that I have significantly less problems with heartburn when I remember to eat enough fiber. eating more veggies, wholegrain bread and fruit helps me a lot
Yeah but I’d rather shit a brick once or twice a day than have runny poop 5 times a day
Weird. Kind of the opposite for me. Had it constantly as a kid, like once since hitting thirty-and that was a while ago
Not efficient enough:
americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!11
as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i’m extraordinarily lucky. i’ma go eat a habanero
Habanero is easier than the original post.
We are grinder brothers
I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.
me too. I’ve never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.
why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?
It’s Tums.
I know what brand of candy it is
Tropical fruit flavor! That’s a pharmacist’s pineapple pizza.
This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I’m all good for the night.
My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there’s no common over the counter pill that I’m aware of that’s useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.
What’s a heat tooth?
They like spicy food but can’t handle it well.
Yeah, ranitidine and famotidine were both very good to me back when I got heartburn often, and I’ll still hit them up once in a while. There’s even ones that haveimt coating, so any indigestion later at least has an air of freshness.
Those will give ya kidney stones. Omeprozol or pepsid AC 30 mins before is much better
Yea ok that’s enough Lemmy for me today.
Like a half teaspoon of fresh baking soda in warm water works on contact.
Just drizzle on some pepto. The real pink sauce.
How to poison your spouse without them noticing
Pfft, you’ll take way more than that measly slice before I need the fruit-flavored chalk.
people get heartburn from one slice of regular-ass pizza?
aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
brb trying this with lactaid
BlueLineBae@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
They already make lactase drops and powder you can add to your food. I personally just think it’s easier to take a couple pills before I eat pizza instead of having a bunch of chalk dust sprinkled on it.
scytale@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
I need to figure out how to mix in lactase drops into a dense dessert like a blizzard, because mixing the entire contents of the cup makes it soft faster.