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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    brb trying this with lactaid

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    • BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They already make lactase drops and powder you can add to your food. I personally just think it’s easier to take a couple pills before I eat pizza instead of having a bunch of chalk dust sprinkled on it.

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      • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I need to figure out how to mix in lactase drops into a dense dessert like a blizzard, because mixing the entire contents of the cup makes it soft faster.

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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would go away and kept me up all night.

    Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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    • dreugeworst@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      i find that I have significantly less problems with heartburn when I remember to eat enough fiber. eating more veggies, wholegrain bread and fruit helps me a lot

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      • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yeah but I’d rather shit a brick once or twice a day than have runny poop 5 times a day

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Weird. Kind of the opposite for me. Had it constantly as a kid, like once since hitting thirty-and that was a while ago

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  • QualifiedKitten@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Weird, this is what smarties are to me: Image

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      • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        me too. I’ve never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Those will give ya kidney stones. Omeprozol or pepsid AC 30 mins before is much better

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  • jbk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!11

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not efficient enough:

    customhydronutrients.com/Calcium-Carbonate-50-lb-…

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  • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s Tums.

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      • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I know what brand of candy it is

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  • ckmnstr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tropical fruit flavor! That’s a pharmacist’s pineapple pizza.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i’m extraordinarily lucky. i’ma go eat a habanero

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    • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Habanero is easier than the original post.

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  • UnfairUtan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We are grinder brothers

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  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I’m all good for the night.

    My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there’s no common over the counter pill that I’m aware of that’s useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What’s a heat tooth?

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      • Winthrowe@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        They like spicy food but can’t handle it well.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, ranitidine and famotidine were both very good to me back when I got heartburn often, and I’ll still hit them up once in a while. There’s even ones that haveimt coating, so any indigestion later at least has an air of freshness.

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  • this@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yea ok that’s enough Lemmy for me today.

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  • Corn@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Like a half teaspoon of fresh baking soda in warm water works on contact.

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just drizzle on some pepto. The real pink sauce.

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  • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How to poison your spouse without them noticing

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pfft, you’ll take way more than that measly slice before I need the fruit-flavored chalk.

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