Fake: girl is interested in anon Gay: dude likes “eating meat” lol
Anon goes to a steakhouse
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Uh uh uh I know this one
“what is a tip based economy?”
j4k3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Does a good job and tries to be nice.
AYCE McRubber: “shi into me?”I think people are so lost because the primary filter for relationships is having your own place. You know, like having your shit sorted to that minimum is kinda the threshold for most activities in general. It is certainly not some requirement, but it makes a major difference for anything serious, especially when you’re over 25.
Like if you really want to meet someone, just shift your interests around. Pottery, art, kinesiology; any of those will change your exposure to cis relations. Get a job at Michael’s. You won’t last 3 months single.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Pottery, art, kinesiology
I admit that I have a double standard because I want a woman who is interested in my nerd hobbies but I have zero interest in that girly stuff. What the hell is a kinesiology?
Cypher@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
kinesiology is the scientific study of human body movement
So science yoga. You could skip the science part if you want but it’s easy to come off as a creep, as yoga classes are classic creep bait.
I had lots of success with picking up ladies at public semi-sporting activities like ice skating sessions and rock climbing.
Stuff where you can talk and help someone new learn without judgement while also building a bit of trust.
Helps if you’re fit but just doing this stuff regularly sorts that out.
j4k3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was into cars, like seriously. Super charged camaro with an old roots blower level serious. I had a heart thing one night in a Target and asked myself after, what good is it all if I can’t hotrod me. Four years later I was racing bicycles and 160 pounds lighter.
After the 7th car to hit me broke my neck and back, I shifted into Arduino and compute stuff. I can do KiCAD, analog and digital hardware design and etch my own boards.
I can’t really go anywhere any more, so I mess around with rooftop astronomy from time to time. Like I make eye pieces and have a little azimuth telescope hacked with a ESP32.
I’m usually into the basal stuff. So like If I take a pottery class, I might play along for awhile but I am looking to learn and do other things. I am not interested in just the typical art. I’m looking at how to build the kiln, metal casting, and the supporting ceramics I can feasibly make versus buy. I would absolutely love to be Ben on Applied Science and have a lab like his. Controlling heat is a big part of that. The easiest entry point to said heat is pottery. The most expensive technique for getting into a new technology like kilns is to blindly start buying junk. You’ll save a ton of money and time just taking that pottery class and getting practically familiar with the tools and limitations in a space where you can ask experienced people questions.
Here is the thing: if you were in solitary or you had ALS, you likely would not give up. While you likely believe your interests and capabilities define you, they will not help you in a situation like this. When you are faced with a situation where you are forced to redefine yourself, survival largely pivots on your realization and redefinition for curiosity. Curiosity is the most fundamental force and survival mechanism. Your specialization is fine and admirable but in the worst of situations, it will not save you. In fact it may cause you even more difficulty to overcome. You are human, and likely a survivor. Therefore you are likely far more adaptable than you are aware. Personally, I am not so concerned with someone that shares all of my many interests. I am only concerned with someone that can match my curiosity. We are all only a product of our environment. Someone with a curiosity that rivals my own will always be interesting to me. Our environment will intertwine with time.
I learned the hard way with muses. It is easy for someone to yield to my interests and curiosities, losing themselves to a whirlwind. I change a lot with time, and someone like that never evolves with me. Those were the people that I thought shared my interests and existed in the same space. Those lasted a few years each, but nope, not for me. I want a rival of curiosity, because that is someone I can respect long term.
BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It must suck to be born with a passion for pottery rather than programming
As someone who has a passion for music above all else, and who struggled through a basic programming course in college, I felt that so hard
steeznson@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
kinesiology
but I study kino all the time
Linktank@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
She’s trying to get a big tip, genius.
haywire7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And a good Google/trust pilot out of you seeing as the boss gives out a bonus for those
Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
No, not that kind of tip.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 3 weeks ago
I figured the woman in the image was OP, not the waitress, so I was confused at their primitive understanding of how women behave
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Same. First, why would the waitress be sitting there drinking a soda? Also many people like eating ribs, it’s not a gender thing. This fake ass 4chan text thinks only fat incel men eat ribs?
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tbf, women can be autistic too.
Also, every bi girl I’ve known, even the very atrractive party girls who love hooking up, have said “girls are scary and I don’t understand them.”
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 weeks ago
What does autism have to do with this?
chirichiri@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
fake
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Skibidi ?
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
I mean, I guess some girls are into that. More importantly, where the fuck can I get all you can eat ribs for $15, and did they give anon food poisoning???
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
The one where it is fabricated by texts of green
morrowind@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Or the year starts with 19
Damage@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
By an homosexual
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Applebees was running a $15 all you can eat ribs at one point not too long ago. Probably won’t get food poisoning from Applebees because everything comes from one supply chain and is all pre packaged and over microwaved.
arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Waitresses barely get paid except in tips there bro, she’s not into that, she’s into whatever makes you feel welcome and thus likely to pay her a wage that she’s there to acquire… Seriously clueless takes here