Gotta Smash

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• Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t this just end up with a cloud of Overton particles?

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A smattering of fucktrino and douchtrons, with an ensuing Asshole where not even shit escapes.

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We Europeans offer the use of CERN at no cost for this purpose. With the only condition that you’ll need to find a way to get rid of the toxic purple sludge somewhere far away.

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  • don@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I get the impression that things accelerated to the velocities required by CERN that then collide with each other tend not to leave much of anything behind but fundamental particles.

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    • Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      fundamental particles.

      Actually, they’re not fundamental particles until approved by a collision with the Senate

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    • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Matter can not be destroyed

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• smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Joking aside, if you had enough energy to accelerate the mass of a human body to near light speed, the resulting collision would destroy the planet.

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  • Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I still vote we do it. Guaranteed Nature publication for whoever figures out the infrastructure required to pull it off

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• cornshark@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is this how you make centrists?

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That doesn’t explain their backward movement.

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, it's just fun to watch them annihilate.

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  • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The centre would need to be somewhere between them for this to work. Insanely Capitalist merged with a bit more moderate capitalist… The best you can hope for is toxic goo.

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I thoroughly support this initiative

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• avidamoeba@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  An entirely theoretical experiment since in reality they rarey collide. 😄

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• wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is how you make unstable elementary political partycles like trivumerons.

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• halvar@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  something tells me american politivs would be much better if this really was the case

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• salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Weirdly enough that is how Trump was made.

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• SARGE@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Do iiiiiiiiiit.

  Let’s do it.

  Let’s fucking do it.

  I think we should do it.

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• Jode@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Connecting the horse shoe

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  isn’t this how they proved the ‘True Scotsman’ exists?

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This would create the Antipresident

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  • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Another one?

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• m532@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We noticed a symmetric pattern

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