My mother, like a number of middle - older aged women, has fallen into the SheIn / Temu craze. I find it a bit ironic, seeing as she used to work in fashion and make clothes. The most useful thing she’s gotten from Temu is this portable air pump for tyres.
Anyway. I came home last week, and there were two baseball bats, and a bingo set on the table. I ask too many questions, which my family hate, but I was genuinely curious as to what these items were doing in the house. My mum is not the kind of person to play bingo, or do sports. I asked my mum what the items were doing there. She deflected the question in some way.
A week later, the bats were still on the table.
Me: what are the bats on the table for?
Mother: what do you think they’re for?
Me: to hit someone with if they break into the house?
Her: doesn’t say no
Me: did you get them from Temu?
Her: no, SheIn
I’m convinced she wanted free delivery or had a coupon. Grrrrr.
Me: I would just let someone kill me if they break in.
Her: well I don’t want to die that way. I’ve got one under my bed.
I’m convinced this woman is going insane. Yes, protect your safety. But keeping bats? We live in a relatively safe part of this city but there have been a few aggravated burglaries and stabbings nearby in recent times. Someone nearby had their car stolen from their garage.
I just think it’s a bit too much. It would be fun to bludgeon someone who’s trying to attack me though (/j). Anyone else sleep with some sort of weapon near them?
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Thanks all for the berfday love yesterday (and the rave choon) :)
Sort of try to have a tradition and have an evening fire w/ every revolution, no phone, no screens, and that happened this year which was nice.
It’s been such a rollercoaster this last year and you peeps have been extremely helpful moderating it for which I’m eternally grateful.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Glad you had a good night man, it sounds like it’s been a pretty intense year. I hope things settle down a bit this year!