Don't tell me what to do.

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• sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Breaking news

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• VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This would be bad news in an alternate reality where humans eat by sticking things up their ass and shit out their mouth.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Imagine if they were still doing that when Randy took the world’s biggest shit.

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• kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well now I’m gonna do it out of spite.

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  • Willy@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    what kind of sauce you gonna put on it?

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    • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Teriya-KY

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  …unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You are a menace.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wait what???

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What what?

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    • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In the butt…

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• 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I couldn’t find spring rolls on AnyDice.com

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well thank goodness I’m not a patient…

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