gotta be sure...

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• treeko@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Only ten times?? You need to keep rereading until you achieve ego death and the words blend into an alphabet soup… I would have accidentally sent hundreds of videos of me masturbating by now if I were so reckless as to only reread 10 times……

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The truck is to keep all your masturbation videos in the “homework” folder.

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    • Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The actual trick is to keep all your videos on an old device that you keep offline

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• Cort@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

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  • SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why I just use git to track changes to my CV.

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    • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait thats actually fucking genius

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  • laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you’ve been over this

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, like I’m going to show them how desperate I am like that

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And I guess time if you do many revisions on the same day?

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  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, a good reasonable name like draft-final-final-final-final_v2_to_print_THIS_ONE_b

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, i have relative like that.

    …anyone knows something like Paperwork but with support for ods and odt?

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• valkyre09@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Using the power of AI, you too could send your boss emails that read like the following, completely hassle-free:

  “Certainly, here is a version of your email without slurs or aggressive phrasing.

  Dear Fred,

  …”

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Dear Egracious Cunt…”

  Ah goddamn it every time

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is this, amateur hour? Resume goes in documents and naked dancing videos go in homework/project/new project 2/data collection/november.

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    my porn folder is called “not porn” and also hidden (with the hidden folder feature you can toggle on an off)

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    • TheProtagonist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Which OS are you referring to?

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• tauren@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I once got a notification from jira because somebody uploaded their wedding photos to a ticket I was following.

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• Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The struggle is real.

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• Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought that was my resume?

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• kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  youtube.com/shorts/AvjDJf1wS0Y

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• Zenoctate@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Real

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