If you know about the Tree-star, it’s time to have a doctor check out your B-star.
Call your doctor today
Submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Vespair@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Hamartia@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I had my first DRE a few months ago. It felt like the Dr thought my butthole was a dog’s mouth with a piece of chocolate in it.
Lon3star@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I got the VHS from Pizza Hut
sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
What’s a long neck?
errer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s the instrument they use to check for polyps
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
oh noes… 🥺
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’re a decade too soon but thank you
voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s too late for me. I recognise the image but can’t remember any context about it. Guess dementia ain’t that far
wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Grandpa, you just killed 4 people while you made this comment. Keep your eyes on the road!
Thteven@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn that tree star looks delicious
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 months ago
I remember not liking that movie as a kid and it was on TV like every other month for a years it felt like.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
How’s your colon?
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 months ago
pretty good, I eat lots of fiber
Tugboater203@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jokes on you, I already had mine
navi@lemmy.tespia.org 2 months ago
Can I at least eat delicious star leaves before the procedure?
javiwhite@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Had my first on Monday.
The procedure itself is fine (had mine with sedation, so didn’t even notice). But that bowel prep… That stuff is nothing short of traumatising.
Land before time was an absolute banger growing up too.
coacoamelky@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Make me
three@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Those leaves always looked so damn good.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I am not that old, and I remeber watching that movie as a kid :3
wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yes, but did you watch it when it was new? Or (in my case) when the VHS was new?
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I dont think so, but it also wasnt too old when I first watched it.
clockworkrat@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Reminder that routine colonoscopies are a bit of a scam. Unless preceded by targeted tests or symptoms they’re extremely unlikely to pick up anything more than incidental polyps, and this is at the expense of your dignity, time, and money.
fraksken@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Already?
nobody158@r.nf 2 months ago
About time for a second one…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can look up my rectum if you can find it
No really, it’s in a traveling museum exhibit somewhere
Fabian@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
But I am not that old
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The land before time for a colonoscopy.