If you know about the Tree-star, it’s time to have a doctor check out your B-star.
Call your doctor today
Submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Vespair@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Hamartia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I had my first DRE a few months ago. It felt like the Dr thought my butthole was a dog’s mouth with a piece of chocolate in it.
Lon3star@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I got the VHS from Pizza Hut
sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
What’s a long neck?
errer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s the instrument they use to check for polyps
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
oh noes… 🥺
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’re a decade too soon but thank you
voodooattack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s too late for me. I recognise the image but can’t remember any context about it. Guess dementia ain’t that far
wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Grandpa, you just killed 4 people while you made this comment. Keep your eyes on the road!
Thteven@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damn that tree star looks delicious
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 month ago
I remember not liking that movie as a kid and it was on TV like every other month for a years it felt like.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
How’s your colon?
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 month ago
pretty good, I eat lots of fiber
Tugboater203@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jokes on you, I already had mine
navi@lemmy.tespia.org 1 month ago
Can I at least eat delicious star leaves before the procedure?
javiwhite@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Had my first on Monday.
The procedure itself is fine (had mine with sedation, so didn’t even notice). But that bowel prep… That stuff is nothing short of traumatising.
Land before time was an absolute banger growing up too.
coacoamelky@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Make me
three@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Those leaves always looked so damn good.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I am not that old, and I remeber watching that movie as a kid :3
wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yes, but did you watch it when it was new? Or (in my case) when the VHS was new?
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I dont think so, but it also wasnt too old when I first watched it.
clockworkrat@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Reminder that routine colonoscopies are a bit of a scam. Unless preceded by targeted tests or symptoms they’re extremely unlikely to pick up anything more than incidental polyps, and this is at the expense of your dignity, time, and money.
fraksken@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Already?
nobody158@r.nf 1 month ago
About time for a second one…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can look up my rectum if you can find it
No really, it’s in a traveling museum exhibit somewhere
Fabian@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
But I am not that old
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The land before time for a colonoscopy.