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• neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The land before time for a colonoscopy.

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• Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you know about the Tree-star, it’s time to have a doctor check out your B-star.

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• Hamartia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I had my first DRE a few months ago. It felt like the Dr thought my butthole was a dog’s mouth with a piece of chocolate in it.

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  • neatobuilds@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I never thought about 90’s rap like that

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    • Windex007@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You forgot about DRE

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• Lon3star@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got the VHS from Pizza Hut

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• sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s a long neck?

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s the instrument they use to check for polyps

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    • neatobuilds@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stay away from my lucky polyps

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• morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  oh noes… 🥺

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• bitwolf@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re a decade too soon but thank you

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• voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s too late for me. I recognise the image but can’t remember any context about it. Guess dementia ain’t that far

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  • wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Grandpa, you just killed 4 people while you made this comment. Keep your eyes on the road!

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• Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn that tree star looks delicious

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I remember not liking that movie as a kid and it was on TV like every other month for a years it felt like.

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  • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How’s your colon?

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      pretty good, I eat lots of fiber

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• Tugboater203@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jokes on you, I already had mine

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• navi@lemmy.tespia.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can I at least eat delicious star leaves before the procedure?

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• javiwhite@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Had my first on Monday.

  The procedure itself is fine (had mine with sedation, so didn’t even notice). But that bowel prep… That stuff is nothing short of traumatising.

  Land before time was an absolute banger growing up too.

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• coacoamelky@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Make me

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• three@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Those leaves always looked so damn good.

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am not that old, and I remeber watching that movie as a kid :3

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  • wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, but did you watch it when it was new? Or (in my case) when the VHS was new?

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    • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I dont think so, but it also wasnt too old when I first watched it.

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• clockworkrat@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reminder that routine colonoscopies are a bit of a scam. Unless preceded by targeted tests or symptoms they’re extremely unlikely to pick up anything more than incidental polyps, and this is at the expense of your dignity, time, and money.

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• fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Already?

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• nobody158@r.nf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  About time for a second one…

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can look up my rectum if you can find it

  No really, it’s in a traveling museum exhibit somewhere

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• Fabian@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But I am not that old

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