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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They are all OK. But I spent 7 years eating with a trident, so what do I know.

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  • callyral@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    fork tierlist

    S| 2
A| 3
B|
C| 4
D|
E| 1
F| 5
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  • farsinuce@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    2 is shit for spinning spaghetti around

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  • Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So apparently I’m the only one that hates the long ass tines of 2 and prefers something like 1 or 4

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  • fum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    3

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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    2

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  • ree2@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    #2 and #3

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    None of them are correct

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      the real answer

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  • Muffi@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Obviously depends on what you’re about to eat

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  • spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    2, obviously

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  • fushuan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My partner has ADHD and autism and they swear by 5. That’s IKEA’s cheap fork and in our house I’m forced to use all the other forks (which are better so whatever). In their words: “all the other ones are too pointy”. I don’t fucking know.

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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    4

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      4 gang!!

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    People who choose 4, are you doing okay? It’s okay to seek help.

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    • LillaApan@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      3 is even worse

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  • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    1. The other handle shapes look awful
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  • sunnie@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    1. 3 and 4 are acceptable, 2 and 5 are a crime. i dont get y’all
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  • Norodix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    2 and 5. 1 is fine, i hate the others.

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    • jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      2 and 5 are also fine at best. Good cutlery needs to have a proper “thick” handles, these all look cheap and unergonomic.

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  • ab60753@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    2

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  • Monstrosity@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fuck you & fuck this insulting post.

    #2

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  • hmmm@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    2

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  • bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I dont like any of them but if i had to pick 2. I like the prongs. But I don’t like the handles for any of them

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  • epique@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    1 and if we’re being really picky I want the top of one and the handle from 5

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  • Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    1. Every other choice is wrong.
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  • h3mlocke@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    1

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  • vrojak@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Number 5 is the best, fight me. The wide, rounded handle provides a comfortable grip, and the slightly shorter prongs, combined with the bulge on the outer ones give it a friendly look. You don’t want to put some aggressive looking stabbing device like the disgusting number 2 into your mouth do you? Where all the soft, vulnerable stuff is? Come on. And don’t get me started on the handle of number 3, that is just atrocious, way to thin and I can already feel it digging into my skin when just trying to apply modicum of rotational force into my food.

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    • Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      5 is practically a spork. 2 is for stabbing food not your mouth. Learn to eat

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  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    #1 looks like it’s for kids.

    #3 & #4 aren’t dry-fined enough.

    A cross between #2 (weird end) & #5 (weird tip) would be perfect. In fact, I think mine at home is like that (on vacation right now so can’t check).

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    • AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yes, 1 just looks like the bare minimum stamped sheet metal

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  • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You cannot know the answer without seeing the underside of the forks. How will you know if they correctly conform to the curvature of your thumb and/or fingers.

    One of the best gifts my partner got me was completing a set of cutlery I had grown to love via eBay and other random shops. How she found decade old stuff in mint condition is beyond me.

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Put 5’s head on 2’s body

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    • jpeps@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I want 2’s head on 5’s body. 2’s body looks better than most but it’s too big for me, looks like it’d have bad palm feel.

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      • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Why are you using your palm to use a utensil? It should be all fingers, somewhat like holding a pencil.

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  • Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I want to say 2 because longest fork depth, but 4 has that round mouth feel with still good fork depth.

    I’m going 4.

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    All of them have a flat handle. My personal preference is for a cylindrical handle. Heavier and easier to hold. Flat cutlery that looks like it was stamped out of sheet metal won’t do at all.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Also when the tines have like sharp corners from the stamping — ick. I’m not a machine, sir. Please do be keeping ur industrial design away from my mouth. ;x

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  • ViperActual@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Only #2. Having a consistent set of cutlery is priceless.

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