Thank you Gary ❤️

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is Gary the cat, or is the cat breakfast?

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Eat pussy in the morning.

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• TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not too sure I eat kittens. Cigarettes on the other hand. Erhmegherdh. Anywhore, thank you Gary.

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You eat cigarettes?

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    • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well, the aroma is most pleasing. Who wouldn’t be curious to taste it?

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I haven’t had a cigarette since 2014, but I’ll have one now since Gary went through all the trouble.

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  • jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Same. My breakfast of champions used to be a cigarette and a coffee while driving to work. I still dream of it.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Then five minutes later I would shit a giant watery sludgy shit.

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  • scintilla@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Never smoked before but I think I have to now.

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• jbk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  thanks!!! lemme just throw up real quick

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• toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That is a big-ass cigarette!

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a cigaroni!

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• rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gary forgot the five Ibuprofen.

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• lol_idk@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gary didn’t skin or cook the cat for me

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    it goes down easier with the coat attached

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thank you, Gary.

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• Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ah, breakfast of the Champions. And since the white monster was released, the line cooks on /r/kitchenconfidential have a breakfast that’s 50 percent healthier.

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  • Thebular@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was going to say this is a normal line cook breakfast

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What was it before then?

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    • Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Green Monster. Not saying white monster is healthy, but at least it’s without sugar.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gotta have that crunch component.

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thank you Gary ☺️

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• truthfultemporarily@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And Gary knows one of the healthiest things is to feel companionship so he came to cuddle. 🤗

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• namelivia@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thank you Gary

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What, no breakfast kiss? I can’t work under these circumstances, Gary

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