You got a wet chortle out of me, I hope you’re happy.
TSLA gonna rebound. Proof:
Submitted 2 months ago by TheBat@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/769434c0-b676-4b16-94b1-47a41fdaa0bd.jpeg
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_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I shamelessly stole it from wallstreetbets🤷♂️
eldoom@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
My brother sent me this meme an hour ago… Problem is, he believes it… He is not very smart. He is the kind of person who thinks that the memes in wallstreetbets are some kind of conspiracy level of good advice because, and I quote, “They can’t just go out and say it, that would be stock manipulation and possibly insider trading!”
I’ve been trying to convince him since that buying Tesla stock right now is a very, very bad idea. It’s not a very good idea at all.
vxx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Never catch a falling knive they say.
SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“They can’t just go out and say it, that would be stock manipulation and possibly insider trading!” Has he not paid attention to the majority of Congress? There is a reason they won’t do shit about manipulations and insider trading.
jacksilver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Most of Wallstreet bets it’s just hopium, but elons already played a lot of games with the stock market to get Tesla as ridiculously overvalued as it is. I wouldn’t put it past him to do more (cause he already has) straight up illegal things to boost that price. I mean he already used the president to do a car show (which is all sorts of stupid and illegal).
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Fair point, but what happens when there’s no more head?
Trend wise, of course. In Minecraft.
ricecake@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
First it goes into free fall, then it slows its drop, but the ticket starts going backwards in time.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’m guessing it’ll continue along the crease of his neck and fly off into the ether. It would be rad if it decapitated him, but the real world isn’t that pleasant these days.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Tesla sales down about 50% compared to last year in almost every market. Up 20% in the UK but I’m not sure if that’s a significant market for them.
But since the share price is completely divorced from the performance anyway I don’t know whether it matters.
QuizzaciousOtter@lemm.ee 2 months ago
This is peak Technical Analysis!
SnoringHedgehogs@mander.xyz 2 months ago
How did his chest become so bloated?
thisisnotgoingwell@programming.dev 2 months ago
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh Tesla’s never gonna rebound!
Unless.
We get a little crazyklemptor@startrek.website 2 months ago
In a world full of people, only some want to buy
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Them things
The size of which you’ve never known before
While those around him criticize and sleep.But we’re never gonna survive, unless.
We get a little crazy.
No we’re never gonna survive, unless.
We are a little crazy.
absentbird@lemm.ee 2 months ago
If it crashes the line would decapitate him
someacnt@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Welp, it is rebounding. Is this real? Lmfao
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Only to 360. Maybe about 380 in full profile. Slightly unclear, face is as weird as body.
rbos@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I sold most of my TSLA at 350, but kept a couple hundred to back some long calls at 400. Kinda wish I’d just unloaded it all, but those calls are likely to go unclaimed, so that’s nice.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well the schtick of promising shit then not delivering it will have some future effect at some point too.
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Needs more man booby
Naevermix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Interesting… However
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