What happens if I eat a box of paper clips before an MRI?Submitted 7 hours ago by POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com to [deleted]
They will follow the magnetic field. Directly, without delay, and with vigour.
The technician hits the button causing the machine to vent and hundreds of thousands if not millions in repairs before going home and never working again due to the trauma.
You achieve that peak of human immortality - oral tradition - but it’s limited to a generation or two of nurses.
Also, if we suspect you’ve done so (such as a hx of inserting items into orifices or swallowing them for pica or malingering reasons), we would do an XRay or CT first.
Well, you ever have anyone to threaten to tear you a new asshole?
They wouldn’t do the MRI because they’d be ripped through your body
Bro got intrusive thoughts 👀
You’ll choke on a box of paperclips.
Imagine pinhead from hellraisers turned inside out.
Watch the episode of House MD with the magician. Pretty much that.
I don’t know, but tell us the answer if you try it /j
I imagine the paperclips wouldn’t taste good…
Treczoks@lemmy.world 42 minutes ago
Let me put it this way: a) it would probably make the news and b) both the MRI team and the funeral home will curse you.