Anon hates condom

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• jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ima put on some vinyl gloves and punch anon in the face several times.

  It wasn’t me! My hands didn’t touch his face!

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Officer, is it a crime to punch my own vinyl??

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  • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nice

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why would I give some woman my hard earned cum?

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  • Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can’t let any of my vital essence go to waste.

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    • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.

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    • DScratch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      this might be of interest to you.

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  • Twig@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.”

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  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Semen is a bit like lending someone less than $5, you can’t really ask for it back

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  • ColdWater@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    LMAO

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• inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Taking bets they do not think women who’ve only fucked dudes with condoms on are virgins

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If dick making contact with vagina is all that it takes to not be a virgin, then no one born with a penis through normal vaginal birth is a virgin once born because your penis probably touched your mom’s vagina.

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  • bunnyBoy@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A girl in my high-school actually said this (Not word for word obvs) and when I mentioned that would every woman has has lesbian sex at least once she became very very upset.

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks for the mind-worm, I hate it.

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  • ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This fact is highly unpleasant and i hate you for 5 minutes

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• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  OOP has never had sex. This is proof

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  • LifeLemons@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neither OP :(

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    • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      did you remove your own upvote after posting…?

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• Wetstew@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lecturing a Chan user on condangs is like asking your dog his thoughts on the Flat Tax.

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• SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  *greentext was sponsored by the Federalist Society

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  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I much prefer the Japanese propaganda

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon got sodomized and desperately needs to believe it doesn’t count.

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• SsxChaos@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  are you a bagfucker or a bagfucker

  Bold of you to assume I fuck, however I may be a buttfucker so ever thought about that Anon?

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  > are you a vagfucker of a bagfucker
  

  I’m a buttfucker

  > gender neutral
  > even you can get penetrated
  > you can even do it with your friends
  > no pregnancy
  > is really satisfying
  > "but what about the poop?" 
  just get an enema, or even get into scat
  > you're literally fucking the better hole
  > you're literally fucking the better tits
  > "but what about incontinence" 
  relatively rare, if happens just get into diapers
  

  Peehole fucking is also an option, but it will very likely come with incontinence and a UTI.

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