Why would I give some woman my hard earned cum?
Anon hates condom
Submitted 4 weeks ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can’t let any of my vital essence go to waste.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.
DScratch@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Twig@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
“I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.”
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
Semen is a bit like lending someone less than $5, you can’t really ask for it back
ColdWater@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
LMAO
inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Taking bets they do not think women who’ve only fucked dudes with condoms on are virgins
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
If dick making contact with vagina is all that it takes to not be a virgin, then no one born with a penis through normal vaginal birth is a virgin once born because your penis probably touched your mom’s vagina.
bunnyBoy@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
A girl in my high-school actually said this (Not word for word obvs) and when I mentioned that would every woman has has lesbian sex at least once she became very very upset.
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
Thanks for the mind-worm, I hate it.
ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
This fact is highly unpleasant and i hate you for 5 minutes
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
OOP has never had sex. This is proof
LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Neither OP :(
festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
did you remove your own upvote after posting…?
Wetstew@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Lecturing a Chan user on condangs is like asking your dog his thoughts on the Flat Tax.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
*greentext was sponsored by the Federalist Society
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I much prefer the Japanese propaganda
SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
are you a bagfucker or a bagfucker
Bold of you to assume I fuck, however I may be a buttfucker so ever thought about that Anon?
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Anon got sodomized and desperately needs to believe it doesn’t count.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
> are you a vagfucker of a bagfucker
I’m a buttfucker
> gender neutral > even you can get penetrated > you can even do it with your friends > no pregnancy > is really satisfying > "but what about the poop?" just get an enema, or even get into scat > you're literally fucking the better hole > you're literally fucking the better tits > "but what about incontinence" relatively rare, if happens just get into diapers
Peehole fucking is also an option, but it will very likely come with incontinence and a UTI.
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Ima put on some vinyl gloves and punch anon in the face several times.
It wasn’t me! My hands didn’t touch his face!
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Officer, is it a crime to punch my own vinyl??
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Nice