Massive dumps

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• tiramichu@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You should open the venti, it reeks in there.

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Massive trumps.

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• Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I went to a Starbucks once and he started yapping all this terminology at me and I just said “a medium hot chocolate, please”.

  Then got charged four quid.

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    you ever wanna really make their brain skip a beat

    ask for a black coffee in the biggest cup

    totally makes them have to stop and think and they always catch themselves trying to add something to it. I will usually add, no I don’t want room for cream but I do want a little room so it doesn’t bounce out when I try to start drinking it

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I wish I liked coffee ti be able to do that. Then again, their prices are so exaggerated throwing the coffee away after the bit has about the same value as drinking it.

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Their coffee is burnt tasting, why would you want it?

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• jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fun fact. Venti just means 20 in Italian. So when you order a venti hot latte, it’s 20oz. Which is not true for the cold drinks, which is 24oz.

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  • damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Imagine someone coming up to the counter to inform the barista that someone took a 20 oz shit

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Oh and here’s your scale back.”

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    • Atlas_ie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Shit is weighed in courics

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    • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Burnt shit.

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  • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My understanding is the cup size is different because cold drinks typically have ice that gets added to the same amount of liquid.

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• undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yup, I took a large venti in your bathroom

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• phx@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s a Venti low-whip triple-curler with nuts on top

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That the room for it, what’s the issue?

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  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was wondering that myself. Perhaps they went in the urinal? Image

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have ordered a “medium” many times, they understand sensible sizes too.

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