Why would Dumbledolf do this

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• Mozingo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Weird choice of words to censor.

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  • PugJesus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People do weird things to get past auto-censors. Sometimes it feels more like people developing new superstitions for a digital age.

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    • Dagnet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is how the Adeptus Mechanicus begins

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  • hmonkey@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess I’m not that surprised, it is a 4chan post

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  • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s gotta fuck with text recognition accessibility tools.

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• sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where did Ganondorf come from?

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He was Gandalf for a moment.

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  • Maultasche@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Gerudo Desert

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Castanet music intensifies

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mr. Filch! Clean that up!

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I feel like this is to the start to a super, super spicy harry/Dumbledore fic on AO3

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• Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wailed calmly is pretty great

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• dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut!

  Well I’m gonna be the first woman prime minister!

  Well I’m gonna become a doctor and cure cancer!

  Into Slytherin you go, you ambitious little fucks

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  • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It makes more sense if you know Rowling is a shitty neolib and looks down on people trying to make society better.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isn’t it like

  Illegal to post the unedited text

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Text? TEXT? You have no power, here!

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  • Yggnar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why would it be illegal to write about fictional dead children?

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Copyright joke

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gandolf had his vilan arc

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah… calmly.

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I read this in Brad Neely’s voice.

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  • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The miserable Mouthoil lay sputtering on the ground as The Nearly Dead Dumbledore let out a triumphant cheer. He had finally rid his school of that little shit! Huzzah! Huzzah all around! Ronnie the Bear cheered sheepishly, but one day he too would cherish the blood sport of the wizarding world with commensurate fervor. Master P clapped him on the back to assure him that this was the suitable reward for a job well done. Harmony didn’t cheer but none of the other kids or teachers gave a fuck.

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• chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It was thirsty Thursday

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