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Why would Dumbledolf do this

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨PugJesus@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Mozingo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Weird choice of words to censor.

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    • PugJesus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      People do weird things to get past auto-censors. Sometimes it feels more like people developing new superstitions for a digital age.

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      • Dagnet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This is how the Adeptus Mechanicus begins

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    • hmonkey@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess I’m not that surprised, it is a 4chan post

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    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s gotta fuck with text recognition accessibility tools.

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where did Ganondorf come from?

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    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He was Gandalf for a moment.

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    • Maultasche@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Gerudo Desert

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Castanet music intensifies

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mr. Filch! Clean that up!

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I feel like this is to the start to a super, super spicy harry/Dumbledore fic on AO3

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  • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wailed calmly is pretty great

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  • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut!

    Well I’m gonna be the first woman prime minister!

    Well I’m gonna become a doctor and cure cancer!

    Into Slytherin you go, you ambitious little fucks

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    • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It makes more sense if you know Rowling is a shitty neolib and looks down on people trying to make society better.

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t it like

    Illegal to post the unedited text

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Text? TEXT? You have no power, here!

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    • Yggnar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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      • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Copyright joke

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gandolf had his vilan arc

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah… calmly.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I read this in Brad Neely’s voice.

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    • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The miserable Mouthoil lay sputtering on the ground as The Nearly Dead Dumbledore let out a triumphant cheer. He had finally rid his school of that little shit! Huzzah! Huzzah all around! Ronnie the Bear cheered sheepishly, but one day he too would cherish the blood sport of the wizarding world with commensurate fervor. Master P clapped him on the back to assure him that this was the suitable reward for a job well done. Harmony didn’t cheer but none of the other kids or teachers gave a fuck.

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  • chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It was thirsty Thursday

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