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Switching teams in middle of a match!?

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LifeLemons@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a bigender person, THIS IS THE WAY!

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    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are you the one who stole my gender so you could have 2 and I could have none?

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      • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Maybe…

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    • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I didn’t know humans could exhibit endianness

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      • SaintWacko@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to think that lol

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      • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well yes whatever does that mean what I just read, of course I can do that!

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That was in The X files episode Gender Bender. Everytime they had sex with someone they turned into the opposite gender. Except the sex partner dies afterwards.

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Everyone’s sex partners for afterwards, it just takes a while usually!

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      • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Some prefer them to be dead beforehand.

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      • TheOctonaut@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You said this so confidently but just to ruin your day: not everyone’s sex partners die afterwards.

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    • FairycorePhoebe@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      NGL, this was by far the worst episode of that show that I’ve seen. It kinda ruined my binge watching of the show for the first time and I didn’t watch any more for a while. There was a lot of causal transphobia that I wasn’t expecting. I’m aware that it wasn’t specifically about trans people but the vibes were not good.

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  • alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring the Republicans!

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    • VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, they’re into that. They just won’t admit it publicly.

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m afab nb and had a casual encounter with a straight male without explaining my gender. He was shitty about consent and I do take solace in the fact that I queered him without his knowledge.

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    • Iceblade02@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So you met someone who was shitty about consent, and decided to also be shitty about consent?

      Wow!

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      • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You didn’t tell your assaulter you are trans while he was assaulting you! You’re the real villain here!

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  • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve seen art of a shapeshifter that is exactly this situation.

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ranma ½ without the cold water/hot water mumbo jumbo.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Genderfluid is just piss

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    • 8000gnat@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      and you should be flattered

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, no, it’s only gay if you ram your cock into them. Anything up until then is just foreplay, and ain’t no gay in foreplay.

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    • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As another user pointed out, anon may have ended up pegging his boyfriend.

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  • psud@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Surely the “victim” would be made bi, having started the event with a partner of opposite gender and finished with one of the opposite. Sort of a virtual threesome - just like a real threesome but without an actual third person

    Quotes around ‘victim’ as they probably didn’t notice, unless OOP was prepared and brought a prosthetic penis and wanted to be top

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  • nutsack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wonder how many times this has happened to me

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The ultimate bait-and-switch

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plot twist: they were closeted.

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok but in the middle of - you’re pretty much just gonna have to do anal because mid PIV penetration his dick is now somewhere that doesn’t exist. Which is another problem altogether

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