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This happened today at a company in India. Better keep a smile on your face

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everyone who has reported experiencing stress at work has been fired.

    Everyone who has reported having a really easy time of it has been retained.

    Incidentally, the amount of work getting done at our company has plummeted.

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    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also incidently everyone remaining is extremely stressed about feeling stressed and getting laid off. Good luck, yall.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No no no. They’re not stress. Nobody is admitting to being stress.

        They are, however, much more active on LinkedIn job posting all of a sudden.

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  • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    WTF i’m really hoping this is fake

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    • FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A quick search returning several news articles suggests it’s real. Pretty gross.

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      • anamethatisnt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        All the articles I’ve visited just write about the image in the OP and state that they haven’t verified the claims, f.e:
        However, India Today could not independently verify the authenticity of the viral screenshot of the email.
        indiatoday.in/…/yesmadam-stress-survey-fires-empl…

        Also interesting to how at least one reposter seem to be a digital marketer.
        “Shitiz Dogra, Associate Director of Digital Marketing at IndiGo”

        I wouldn’t be surprised if this is all fake and meant to spread the company name.

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      • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        India? The HR teams here are worse than cartels. Heartless.

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    • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t think it’s that easy to “effective immediately “. I know my company managed them out over months. Employers in India are much better protected than in the US.

      www.rippling.com/…/labor-employment-law-in-india

      India doesn’t recognize at-will employment

      Barring cases of severe misconduct, you generally can’t dismiss an employee in India without notice or paying the employee out. Employers need reasonable cause to involuntarily dismiss employees, which includes willful insubordination, theft, fraud, extensive unexcused absences, and disorderly conduct on company property

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      • alienzx@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And filing a case because you were illegally fired could take decades

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not fake. Search it and full articles will come up

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      • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And that’s how disinformation killed the Information Age.

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The beatings will continue until morale improves

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like that “fostering a healthy and supportive work environment” translated to “CULL THE WEAK!”

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s a disappointing lack of IT Crowd references in this thread

    Image

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    • betahack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? …

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thank you for your service

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is what happens if you don’t allow slavers to carry a whip.

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    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They pick up a different whip.

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    • insomnia_sufferer@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They find a way, one way or another, they find a way.

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  • obbeel@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Companies value liars who compete for the best readily made fake speech. Nothing new to see here.

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  • StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty sure this is the plot of a dystopian Doctor Who episode. Two actually, thinking about it.

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    • CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Happiness Patrol and Smile?

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      • StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bingo

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  • PanArab@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dystopian

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  • negativenull@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m going to pop this balloon, but I’m not going to tell you when! Does this stress you out Jen?!

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  • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In the interests of maintaining a healthy population, we have increased our investment in hospitals. Every doctor has a new gun and will shoot you if you’re sick.

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  • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Every interaction you have with a large employer is to their benefit, don’t forget it. You are not a part of the broader consideration, as a human, beyond what you cost and what you can produce.

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  • OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like their leadership team could use a few adjustments.

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    • 3ntranced@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hopefully nobody takes the recent news headlines in NYC as a call to action to make these adjustments. That’d be unthinkable despicable. /s

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  • CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The beatings will continue until morale improves!

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  • ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m assuming that it was one of those anonymous surveys…who ever believed that they’re anonymous?

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  • DiploRaucous@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine if they kept just one of the people who reported feeling stressed… How stressed do you think they’d be after seeing this?

    That’ll give them perspective! Next time they won’t feel so stressed out 😀

    (This was all written very tongue in cheek. I am not a serious person.)

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  • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe committed to destroy a healthy work environment, e.g. a work environment in which employees can be open about how they feel and don’t need to fake being happy?

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  • nesc@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yes madam 🥴

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Capitalism baby! Cut the weak. It’s not us, it’s you. Fucked up.

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like that “fostering a healthy and supportive work environment” translated to “COOL THE WEAK!”

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