Make sure your priorities are straight

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• Mellow12@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Look kids. If you wanna get Conjunctivitis, E. Coli, Hepatitis, Tapeworms, in addition to your STD. By all means keep licking the chocolate starfish. You do you.

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  • obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What about p😳ssy?

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Just make sure she’s cleaning (hygiene AND STDs)

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  • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But what if it’s a clean butt

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    • riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Look, if you’re trying to make excuses you’re gonna do it anyway. Until you wake up one day with your guts upside down and connect the dots.

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There was a doctor working in a relevant field commenting about this. I can’t promise I’ll find it, but the bottom line is that there’s no such thing, due to how plain impossible it is to clean properly around the bottleneck. It’s not smooth.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You do see the same words in the same basic order as the rest of us right?

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Every time a censored meme gets posted to the group named “shitpost” a kitten wanders into traffic.

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  it’s never seeing the kitchen that makes me go to the restaurant again

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Seeing the waste disposal area of a woman are what make me want to visit again.

    Afk, gonna pass this revelation on to my wife.

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• DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  People watching porn and obsessing over all the weird shit they see.

  I never heard about eating ass until the internet and smart phones

  Not trying to kink shame if that’s your thing but the internet is full of virgin young men who are obsessed with eating ass and fucking women’s asses.

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wikipedia says the term analingus was coined in the late 19th century and my cursory glance at google showed that there were explicit references to eating ass in early modern texts (~1500s). So tongue punching the fart box is at least as old as the Renaissance. Take the precautions you would normally take for butt stuff (disease free, recently bathed, haven’t pooped or eaten in 3+ hours, an enema if you’re fancy) and you should be just fine. Eating ass is fun and I will die on this hill

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    • callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “tongue punching the fart box” and “Renaissance” in the same sentence.

      Bravo.

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    • DandomRude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Any girl who would touch him we would think could lick the arse of a diseased hangman.

      Catullus (~84BC - ~54BC) The Carmina of Gaius Valerius Catullus. Leonard C. Smithers. London. Smithers. 1894.

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    • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My original comment is more to the obsession with anal stuff that I believe has been heightened by easy access to porn.

      You do you.

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  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh sweet child. I don’t think you or the people here understand what “kink” communities actual do with each other. Eating ass is vanilla to them. Eating ass is barely a “kink” and most people who do it aren’t trying to do it all the time. It’s just something that people do every once in a while.

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    • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Good for you I suppose. I wasn’t asking.

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  • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I don’t have a high “body count” by any means but I’ve also never heard of anyone eating ass before the recent internet craze. I’m half convinced that it’s just a meme.

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    • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What in the actual hell are you guys talking about? The Internet didn’t invent this. Assplay has been a thing for as long as we’ve been a species. Ya’ll fucking delusional.

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    • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nah man, people just love butt stuff. This is not really new, it’s just more visible than ever.

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    • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ehhh, I’ve done it, and people I’ve been with have specifically requested it. In my generation it seems to be a common thing.

      Bout as kinky as fucking in the bathroom or something, or putting whipped cream on a dick, so like low level kinks.

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    • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think people really are obsessed with it.

      I think it’s more than a meme.

      I’ve don’t quite a bit of “online research” and the results are telling.

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  • vithigar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I don’t even understand the appeal for either of the involved parties. I don’t want things in or around my asshole, nor do I want any involvement with those of others. For reasons that completely elude me there seems to have been a cultural shift during my life from butt stuff being deviant behavior and fodder for jokes to almost a default expectation.

    I don’t actually believe that it is a common expectation in real life dating between actual non-terminally-online people, but it certainly seems to be portrayed as such.

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    • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I mean, men do have the prostate in their butts?

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There are “boy cooties” that turn you gay and then there are “girl gooties” that turn you in to a chad.

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  • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No need to supply a source, we know it’s from that groundbreaking paper from Based University.

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• FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is the prudish comment thread I’ve ever seen in my life.

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• dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m new to this. Does “shitpost” have to be litteral?

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  • ArtificialLink@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes

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• ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I feel like I can trust some assholes more than my friends’ mouths. Part of the zeal is when there is knowledge and/or trust that preparations have been made, but I will not deny some folk are too trusting, too quickly. Which, bringing it full circle, is why I don’t trust my friends’ mouths.

  Truly the paradox of our time.

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• ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m the bottom picture for both.

  If you don’t tongue kiss the homies goodnight the way you’d tear into an ass we can’t be friends.

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• starbrite@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Even with my insane sex drive, eating ass is one line i can’t cross

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• AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You can say ass on the internet

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