Soup help needed

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• EndOfLine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So many questions:

  • Is the soup hot or cold, in the hole?
  • What type of soup is it?
  • Is it gluten free?
  • Is it vegetarian or vegan?
  • Did they even taste the soup to know that it is, in fact, soup?

  It is the lack of these type of details that make me suspect that this is not real.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If there’s a hole, there’s soup in it. That’s just based on Clangers rules.

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  • Botzo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Only $3 to satisfy your curiosity!

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    • thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      shit, the number’s right there. could ask.

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For 3$ you can find out

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The vegan soup comes from a free range hole

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    • Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tastier than lab grown hole.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes the soup hole, a good friend of any STALKERS who are brave enough to traverse into Pripyat for it. Though it is a rather delicious source of food though rather hard to describe. Also according to some more… experienced STALKERS namely those associated with Freedom it tastes rather close to Controller blood which is rather disconcerting. Sidorovich will pay handsomely for you not telling the Rookies this fact, he is making quite the killing selling them the soup.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wonder if it changes daily so on Friday it’s your choice of clam chowder or potato.

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• bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Atlusb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this viral marketing for a remake of ‘the stuff’

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  • pastermil@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This looks to be the work of Alan Wagner, an absurdist/surrealist artist. I’ve never seen this exact piece before, but this is his style.

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    • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He mainly operates on San Fran, and this is a Connecticut area code. I suspect a copycat.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If there was ever a movie remake I would totally look forward to watching, that would be it.

    Assuming it wasn’t a “serious” remake.

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    • Atlusb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If it was serious it wouldn’t really be ‘the stuff’

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• duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Obviously one of the soup delivery tubes burst. reddit.com/…/my_25f_boyfriend_25m_keeps_asking_me…

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• ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Looks like it’s time for Soup Containment Procedures!

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  • beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    SCP-50091 is boyardee class anomaly located in [data expunged]. The object is a 300cm hole in the ground of [data expunged] and contains a seeming endless amount of [redacted] soup.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s a sequence in West of Loathing about a mine full of soup. It’s funny.

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• pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Ladel”

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  • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Its a big spoon designed for serving soup.

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But that’s not important right now!

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ladle

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    • bigFab@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• oo1@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  watch out for dragons. https://youtu.be/Slzv5IJiXaw

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• cheers_queers@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  someone get Henry Zebrowski on the phone STAT

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