Also horse: sprains ankle on some stick
True horsepower
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Damage@feddit.it 4 weeks ago
Then I can eat it.
Try that with a car.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Wasn’t there a reddit thing about can you eat a door in a year? Probably couldn’t do it with a car though.
tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
I first thought this was the fuckcars sub. (which deals not with vehicles particularily suited for coitus, in case anyone wondered)
Damage@feddit.it 4 weeks ago
On Lemmy, everywhere is fuckcars
Psythik@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Not if I can help it.
I’ve managed to filter out most of the cars hate from my feed. You can take my 350Z from my cold, dead hands, once I inevitably get into a fatal accident on the highway.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I feel like lemmy is universally fuck modern cars but generally kinda chill with old cars.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Are you looking for the autoerotic asphyxiation community?
You know, the one where people pipe their car exhaust into their car and jerk off inside said car?
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I think you misread it. I think he’s in the Mr Hands community.
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I thought it was the protein diet sub fuckcarbs.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
There are still people training horses to bring them home when they pass out after battle (battle being going to the local bar to down as much beer as their liver can handle)
grandkaiser@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Riding a horse while drunk is illegal in most countries
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
There was a guy who was charged with a DUI in Wyoming, USA who argued successfully that the horse knew the way home and he was just a passenger.
Slovene@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
Horses aren’t real, though.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Those electric cars have serious reliability problems in cold weather
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Wouldn’t a house, also?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
No
The electric cars die quickly and I see them on the side if the road when it gets cold.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
My house works ok down to -20℃ I’m sure it handled worse.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
horses may be stupid and fragile but at least they’re smart and resilient
AntY@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hah! So true!