Also horse: sprains ankle on some stick
True horsepower
Submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Zwiebel@feddit.org 10 months ago
Damage@feddit.it 10 months ago
Then I can eat it.
Try that with a car.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wasn’t there a reddit thing about can you eat a door in a year? Probably couldn’t do it with a car though.
tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I first thought this was the fuckcars sub. (which deals not with vehicles particularily suited for coitus, in case anyone wondered)
Damage@feddit.it 10 months ago
On Lemmy, everywhere is fuckcars
Psythik@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not if I can help it.
I’ve managed to filter out most of the cars hate from my feed. You can take my 350Z from my cold, dead hands, once I inevitably get into a fatal accident on the highway.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I feel like lemmy is universally fuck modern cars but generally kinda chill with old cars.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Are you looking for the autoerotic asphyxiation community?
You know, the one where people pipe their car exhaust into their car and jerk off inside said car?
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think you misread it. I think he’s in the Mr Hands community.
jaybone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I thought it was the protein diet sub fuckcarbs.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
There are still people training horses to bring them home when they pass out after battle (battle being going to the local bar to down as much beer as their liver can handle)
grandkaiser@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Riding a horse while drunk is illegal in most countries
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
There was a guy who was charged with a DUI in Wyoming, USA who argued successfully that the horse knew the way home and he was just a passenger.
Slovene@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Horses aren’t real, though.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Those electric cars have serious reliability problems in cold weather
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Wouldn’t a house, also?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
No
The electric cars die quickly and I see them on the side if the road when it gets cold.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My house works ok down to -20℃ I’m sure it handled worse.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
horses may be stupid and fragile but at least they’re smart and resilient
AntY@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hah! So true!