Also horse: sprains ankle on some stick
True horsepower
Submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 year ago
Damage@feddit.it 1 year ago
Then I can eat it.
Try that with a car.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wasn’t there a reddit thing about can you eat a door in a year? Probably couldn’t do it with a car though.
tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I first thought this was the fuckcars sub. (which deals not with vehicles particularily suited for coitus, in case anyone wondered)
Damage@feddit.it 1 year ago
On Lemmy, everywhere is fuckcars
Psythik@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not if I can help it.
I’ve managed to filter out most of the cars hate from my feed. You can take my 350Z from my cold, dead hands, once I inevitably get into a fatal accident on the highway.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I feel like lemmy is universally fuck modern cars but generally kinda chill with old cars.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Are you looking for the autoerotic asphyxiation community?
You know, the one where people pipe their car exhaust into their car and jerk off inside said car?
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think you misread it. I think he’s in the Mr Hands community.
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought it was the protein diet sub fuckcarbs.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
There are still people training horses to bring them home when they pass out after battle (battle being going to the local bar to down as much beer as their liver can handle)
grandkaiser@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Riding a horse while drunk is illegal in most countries
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
There was a guy who was charged with a DUI in Wyoming, USA who argued successfully that the horse knew the way home and he was just a passenger.
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Horses aren’t real, though.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Those electric cars have serious reliability problems in cold weather
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Wouldn’t a house, also?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
No
The electric cars die quickly and I see them on the side if the road when it gets cold.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My house works ok down to -20℃ I’m sure it handled worse.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
horses may be stupid and fragile but at least they’re smart and resilient
AntY@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hah! So true!