Only clean cars are target

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here’s a scary thought. Birds have no sphincter. Meaning they have no means of clenching their butthole, and holding in their poop. Meaning, if a bird is above you, there is a 100% chance you will get pooped on if their body produces poop at that moment. The poop is ALWAYS a threat!

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  • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    More fun, they have no butthole or a peehole. It’s a cloaca, what is basically the combination of both and what comes out of it is also the combination of both. Dinosaurs were built the same way.

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    • BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t forget that eggs also come out the hole!! If you’ve ever seen fresh farm eggs before, you have to wash them before you use them because they’re covered in piss and shit. Yum!

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    • SolarPunker@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They are dinosaurs

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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If they could control it, I believe they would choose to shit on people. This makes me feel safer due to random chance.

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  • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Another shitty thought is that if they get water up their ass while they’re floating, they might become less buoyant and thus drown.

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    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Duck Enema would be an entertaining band name.

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or just grey, the universal shit.

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which appears white on black cars and black on white cars. You figured out their trick

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      :)

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• CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fun fact : the white stuff is actually their urine.

  en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uric_acid#Birds,_reptiles…

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if it’s a grey car?

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    50 shades of shit

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stinky and Kinky, I like it.

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• abcd@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • Red car green shit
  • Orange car blue shit
  • Yellow car purple shit

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• EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gray car? Checkers.

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• i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The sequel was not as successful as Seuss’s first volume in the series, One First Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.

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