Or just grey, the universal shit.
Only clean cars are target
Submitted 11 months ago by Stomata@buddyverse.one to [deleted]
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unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Which appears white on black cars and black on white cars. You figured out their trick
CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fun fact : the white stuff is actually their urine.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
What if it’s a grey car?
expatriado@lemmy.world 11 months ago
50 shades of shit
whostosay@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Stinky and Kinky, I like it.
abcd@feddit.org 11 months ago
- Red car green shit
- Orange car blue shit
- Yellow car purple shit
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gray car? Checkers.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
The sequel was not as successful as Seuss’s first volume in the series, One First Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Here’s a scary thought. Birds have no sphincter. Meaning they have no means of clenching their butthole, and holding in their poop. Meaning, if a bird is above you, there is a 100% chance you will get pooped on if their body produces poop at that moment. The poop is ALWAYS a threat!
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
More fun, they have no butthole or a peehole. It’s a cloaca, what is basically the combination of both and what comes out of it is also the combination of both. Dinosaurs were built the same way.
BlueLineBae@midwest.social 11 months ago
Don’t forget that eggs also come out the hole!! If you’ve ever seen fresh farm eggs before, you have to wash them before you use them because they’re covered in piss and shit. Yum!
SolarPunker@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
They are dinosaurs
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
If they could control it, I believe they would choose to shit on people. This makes me feel safer due to random chance.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Another shitty thought is that if they get water up their ass while they’re floating, they might become less buoyant and thus drown.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Duck Enema would be an entertaining band name.