My little buddy (pack of 12)

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yo, could you flag this NSFW? Don’t think most people would be fine if their boss saw this wonderful pod of dicklets on their screen.

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  • critical@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why are you on Lemmy at work?

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      for the same reasons I access Lemmy off work

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  • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, that probably means you should overthrow that boss and elect a new one. Just sayin’

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  • yrmp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is Lemmy. There are regularly posts about the end of capitalism and furdicks that hit my All page. No way in hell I’d use this site at work.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The furdicks seem more like a you problem…

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My wife has these. You can also order helmets and clothes for them.

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  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Start leaving them on jeeps.

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Michael Reeves’ favourite

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I miss the old Michael reeves

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, he’s out there, living life now.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Friend-ulums.

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• tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is great and all but what if I need 13? Or only 11?!

  Pandering to the dozen-ists while ignoring those with more complex dick needs. Shame.

  #MAGA1939 #LMFAOWTFBBQ #FREEDOMFORALLCOCKS

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  • Acters@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Buy more than you need and redistribute them to those in need of non dozen-ist values, be the change the world needs

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• HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that a motherfucking Michael

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this the anti-stress-ball version of
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  Good that about 50 percent of all humans have already an anti-stress dick attached to them.

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And most of the rest have anti-stress boobs so it all works out

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• Alk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have one of these on my shelf. My wife got one in a wedding party gift bag a few years ago.

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• sam@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I only have 7 holes, though.

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  • CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I bet a few of your holes could accommodate two of these buddies

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