Anon cuddles with his first gf

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Totally uncomfortable with the existence of their own dick, plus dating a girl. Quick maths, anon is a lesbian.

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fake and transpilled

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  • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fake and gay

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  • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Drag doesn’t believe in lesbians. Drag thinks they’re just gay women. There’s no reason gay women are special in a way that gay men and gay enbies aren’t. The only reason we have the word lesbian, is because sexist old men didn’t think women could really be gay. We should just get rid of the word and say gay woman instead.

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    • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bad take.

      You’re erasing the existence of Sappho, who was so gay for girls that the island she came from—the place heretofore unknown for anything—is now known for just how goddamn queer she was, and everyone who experiences sapphic love (hey, another word that got coined off of one poet’s fantastically omnipresent woman lust).

      Lesbians. Sapphic lesbians. From Lesbos. That Sappho started. Why?

      Girls pretty.

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    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We should just get rid of the word and say gay woman instead

      Or how ‘bout this radical idea - we should let lesbians decide what word to call themselves? It’s awfully odd to decide to redefine a group of people without getting that group’s input on the matter.

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t know that I agree, or really have the basis to form an opinion, but upvote for sharing your opinion.

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• dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fellas, is it gay for a girl to like dick?

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  • Doom@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    absolutely only men should like dick that’s why I put balls on my truck

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  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well it involves dick so it’s gay in my book.

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Anon has a girlfriend? Gay.

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And also fake.

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• babybus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  18m? Anon must be good at basketball.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s his age, idiot. Anon is eighteen minutes old.

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  • MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And here we have in Jersey #43… OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!? SOME SORT OF DISGUSTING COSMIC HORROR! MY EYES!.. MY EYES!"

    “Right you are John, and what rebound game he has. Really a stand out this season for them for sure.”

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• MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No wayyy that’s why my girl does this, I learned about sex from 4chan, kill me.

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s an interesting narrators switch I can see here

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  • Schmuppes@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s art.

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    • KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It is

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fake: Anon has a GF

  Gay: Anon is very gay

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• fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What is this gf anon is talking about? I thought they are mythical.

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• MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Same the other way around.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I remeber one of the first dates I took a girl on she did this at the drive in. I was like ayy yoo lmao.

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