Butter fly deez nuts?
That’s not even clever. There’s no way anyone even laughed. Which is also why he’s so bitter and made up this story too probably
Anon goes on a double date
Submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 6 months ago
babybus@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I too laugh only at clever, highly intellectual jokes.
Zkuld@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Agreed, and I will not hear any excuses that it might have been funny given the current mood that time.
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Butterfly deez jokes
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
One time when I was on a second date, the woman told me that I seemed like quite a pessimist. I said “No, if I were a pessimist, I would never stop screaming.” She didn’t want to see me again after that but I still chuckle whenever I remember it.
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I’m not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that.
This Anon doesn’t seem like someone with a healthy attitude toward relationships…
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 months ago
4chan anon in shitty attitude to relationships shocker
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
The horrors persist but so do I.
shani66@ani.social 6 months ago
The Dude abides.
nutsack@lemmy.world 6 months ago
yea a lot of people have kids and get fat
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
About 40% of Americans (which I assume OOP is) are obese, so yeah, most people get fat.
otacon239@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Wouldn’t most need to be over 50%?
M137@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Just because OOP is American doesn’t mean that “most people” are Americans… The US is about 4% of the global population. “Most people” is always global since you’re referring to everyone on the planet, you could say “most people there get fat” though.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Pregnancy and childbirth are quite hard on the body, it’s one of the reasons it should be her choice whether to endure it. Of course, strict religions often don’t allow her to choose anything else. Raising an infant into a child and then an adolescent and hopefully an adult is also quite hard and ages a person considerably. It puts a strain on finances, especially as a single parent, such that cheap carbs are often chosen over more expensive fresh vegetables.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Maybe he died. OOP doesn’t seem like the type for nuance
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Got fat, 2 kids, no husband does sound like a doozy. It’s not a direction many would like their life to go I’d imagine and it has to make dating a real bitch.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Good news, it’s probably not true, Ashley probably has two kids, is fit, and has a happy marriage.
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
She knew he was too good for her
pmmeyourseedbombs@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
„Fuck you Ashley!“ and „rot in hell!“ work as opposing wrestling chants
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Heh, is that Marian Labuda in the picture from movie ‘Vesničko má středisková’?
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 6 months ago
That question is so specific it seems rhetorical
Kyatto@leminal.space 6 months ago
“I’m over it”
“fuck you … rot in hell”
Sure
jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Ashley wisely identified a 4chan bro and GTFO’d.
rain_worl@lemmy.world 6 months ago
fuck you and rot in hell :)!
Kyatto@leminal.space 6 months ago
if that’s where y’all aren’t I’d consider it an upgrade