I’m confused asf
Whatever you do, don’t hold your poop for three days
I have just joined lemmy. What should I do next?
Submitted 1 year ago by Wildcow2421@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Misfit_Lamb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is this a future Lemmy museum story?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Future?
benderbeerman@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I would think that holding your poop for any amount of time would be no good. I usually deposit mine directly into a convenient flushable porcelain receptacle, no extra handling required
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Yeah, I try not to touch poop at all, this guy is holding it for days!
What a weirdo!
whostosay@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No one is gonna ask the important questions around here? I’ll give it a whirl: Is extra handling optional?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Flushable?
paddirn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Post nudes
dublet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is this what you want? Sorry, I’m dyslexic
paddirn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sorry, let me rephrase that:
duNes stoP
Madbrad200@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Search for communities that interest you! It’s just like Reddit, once you curate your own experience you’ll enjoy it :) check out my list of casual/fun communities on Lemmy, or browse Lemmyverse for a list of all of them.
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
EEEEE!!! Both of my communities made your list!!! Thank you!! (It’s beebutts and awwnverts).
new_acct_who_dis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How do you search? I’m on sync and don’t know how to look for things on purpose
Madbrad200@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sync has search but it’s a bit limited. Use Lemmyverse instead :)
Myro@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If you are using your phone, get one of the mobile apps (Voyager, Liftoff, Infinite, Connect or Sync for Lemmy) and then use it just as with reddit. You already have created your account, thus chosen your instance, which is the biggest ‘This is different’ topic.
chrizbie@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
heh, hem! Jerboa
figaro@lemdro.id 1 year ago
Ok so I know Jerboa has it’s fans, and I’m sure I’m going to get downvoted for this. But.
In my opinion, Jerboa has the worst interface of all of the lemmy apps that are out, and should not be promoted to new users.
I said it. Bring on the downvotes. It hurts because in your hearts you also know it is true.
SillyBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Post the first thing that comes to your mind in !nostupidquestions@lemmy.world. Oh, wait…
shogun5000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Blame capitalism for all of your woes like a real “I am smart” edge lord. You’ll fit right in, lol.
moobythegoldensock@geddit.social 1 year ago
Search lemmyverse.net/communities for any communities you may be interested in. Many of them have the same or similar names to reddit subs. Also, subscribe to !newcommunities@lemmy.world. Once you have a few, flip your feed over to “subscribed” and browse your custom feed. Occasionally pop back into All to see if there are any other good ones you may have missed.
If you hate the web version of lemmy like I do, check out the mobile apps, which tend to have a more reddit-like design.
And once you’ve done all that, the only thing left to do it shitpost.
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Make a cup of tea
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bake a cake
atticus88th@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And post it ona food commumity. If anyone figures out how to join one, that would be a great next step.
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Next step is to join !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world and !memes@lemmy.ml , you’ll then quickly get the hang of it.
atoll@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lol those were among the first communities I blocked
HipPriest@kbin.social 1 year ago
Same, ha ha! But it's about personalising the experience to what the user is interested in to my mind
kratoz29@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why join them if they both jump to c/All all the time?
Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Because eventually you’ll want to stop browsing c/all after you find enough of your preferred content.
Madbrad200@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I rarely browse by c/All. A curated experience is better than a mishmash of everything imo.
zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 1 year ago
On your homepage, you have some options at the top for what to display.
The first option is Subscribed/Local/All. The default is Local - change it to either Subscribed (If you like subscribing to communities) or All (If you prefer to just see everything). Keeping it on “Local” is a pretty poor way to use Lemmy - it’ll only show you posts from lemmy.world and never from any of the other Lemmy instances. This goes for when you’re searching for communities too - make sure you set the search to “All” and not “Local”.
The second option is how to sort - with the default being “Active”. “Active” is a bit too slow to update for most people’s taste - you might find you like “Hot” a lot more. You can set the default for both of these options to whatever you want on your settings page.
When browsing, if you find a certain community (subreddit) consistently puts posts in your feed that you don’t like, there’s a handy button to block that community if you go to it, in the top right.
Past that, just do your best to be active - more active than you may have been on reddit, because Lemmy is a lot smaller. Upvote posts you like, comment on posts where you have something to add, and post things you find elsewhere.
desmosthenes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
go here: redact.dev
pick your instance in settings (the gear) then all links will open in your instance and you’ll be able to subscribe in one click. the site is sortable and filterable - highly recommended
soyagi@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Is that the right link?
dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Seems to be a site for deleting social media profiles, so I have the same question.
desmosthenes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
desmosthenes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Reborn2966@feddit.it 1 year ago
you got my hopes high… but the link point to other stuff.
desmosthenes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Use old.lemmy.world
And download an app like liftoff to make viewing easier.
Go to all on the app, find your interests and subscribe to them. Then filter by subscriptions, so you don’t see a ton of stuff you don’t want to see.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I go the other way and hide the communities I don’t want to see (e.g., I’m not into yiff). I do subscribe to ones I want to see, too, but mostly I view all with some filtered out. New communities are being developed every day and I might miss some with the subscribe method.
SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s not a bad idea!
unskilledlabor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There’s a bunch of different looks to try, personally a.lemmy.world has been my favorite so far.
SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 year ago
O damn, I didn’t even know this! That’s awesome, is there a list to check out? I probably will stick with old.lemmy.world, but that’s cool that there are other layouts/looks.
mrjfilippo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Blaze@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
LaggySnake@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Try to find funny posts, although that might be somewhat of a challenge though.
zombie_kong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Have a nice sit down.
rufus@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Find and join a few communities you like…
Nemo@midwest.social 1 year ago
Go to the communities page for your instance, set it to all, and scroll through the first several pages adding anything that sounds interesting. Don’t worry if there are duplicates, sub them all. The search for any favorite topics and add those communities, too. Then browse by subscribed»new going forward.
You can also check out ! newcommunities@lemmy.world for communities still getting off the ground.
Wildcow2421@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thanks
rikudou@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Also check lemmyverse.net to see list of all known communities. If you click the home icon, you can set your instance (which is lemmy.world for you) and all the communities will open on your instance correctly. All the instance things might be confusing at first, but you’ll grasp it soon enough, no need to worry about that.