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Potatoes can do no wrong

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • ZonenRanslite@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Happy german noises.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What do happy German noises sound like? Anytime I hear someone speaking German, it sounds like they’re angry and want domination.

      “Oh, hi my friend! I’m so happy to see you!”

      (Me not understanding German, and him not understanding English)

      “Oh god, he means business! He’s so angry!”

      “We are going to have such fun! I have some delightful games to play, and them we can drink this authentic German lagger!”

      “You hear that??? He said German! He’s talking about world domination! He’s going to kill EVERYBODY!!!”

      “Come here, friend! I want to give you a big ol’ hug, and embrace in our friendship!”

      “HE’S SPREADING HIS ARMS TO SHOW HIS SIZE, AND MAKE HIMSELF BIGGER LIKE A BEAR!!! IT’S STARTING!!!”

      “I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYING, BUDDY, BUT I LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM!!!”

      “AAAAHHHHH!!!”

      “AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!”

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      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        German…not understanding English

        Somewhat unlikely? :)

        Or maybe I’m thinking of Swedes

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      • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        german: jajajaja

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  • s12@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … you are a little girl made birthed/raised by potatoes?

    Sounds like a TTRPG character concept.

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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      someone has probably homebrewed a Mr. Potatohead race

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      • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There’s a conversion chart for that in Rifts.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …are you not?

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wendy’s published a shitpost of an RPG that had baked potato as one of the classes.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All except tater tots. The one way to ruin potatoes.

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    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can’t be hatin on my tots, cousin. The only ruined tater is the one that turned green and is awful tasting

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You want to go bowling, cousin?

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You shut your pretty little whore mouth, young man!

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just had the urge to block someone over tater tots lmao

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    • ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

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    • lohky@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Screenshot how many downvotes you get when this all blows over.

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s an even split between the tot-haters and the tot-lovers.

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        Be honest though, tot-lovers: If you’re given literally any other style of potato, are tots gonna be your first choice?

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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ever hear of rotten potatoes? Or sun poisoned potatoes? Checkmate loser.

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  • Imhotep@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    smoothie

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    • MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Puréed potatoes and they’re good actually, so you’re just making their point. 🥔

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      • Imhotep@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        smoothie is raw, purée is made with boiled potatoes

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I assure you, potatoes absolutely can do wrong. Eat a few with enough bitter taste, and the nausea stays with you all day.

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    • Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re supposed to cut off the green parts. 🫠

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  • scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Boil ’em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you Irish?

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Red potato

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    tots n fries

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  • BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about their “eaten and digested” form?

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like mine raw and muddy.

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    • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m sure there is a gif of someone taking a bite out of a potato like an apple.

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      • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve done this on a wildland fire assignment once. We were on watch and some old lady in an ancient forest service truck rolled up and shouted “YALL LIKE BURGERS AND SPUDS???” we were like uhhhh yup?

        She handed out simple burgers in foil and baked potatoes in foil. The potato was cooked enough I could just eat it like a hardboiled egg. Good spud. Good burger.

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