… you are a little girl made birthed/raised by potatoes?
Sounds like a TTRPG character concept.
Potatoes can do no wrong
Submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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s12@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 months ago
someone has probably homebrewed a Mr. Potatohead race
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
There’s a conversion chart for that in Rifts.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
…are you not?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Wendy’s published a shitpost of an RPG that had baked potato as one of the classes.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 months ago
All except tater tots. The one way to ruin potatoes.
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can’t be hatin on my tots, cousin. The only ruined tater is the one that turned green and is awful tasting
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You want to go bowling, cousin?
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You shut your pretty little whore mouth, young man!
GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I just had the urge to block someone over tater tots lmao
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 2 months ago
Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
lohky@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Screenshot how many downvotes you get when this all blows over.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 months ago
It’s an even split between the tot-haters and the tot-lovers.
Be honest though, tot-lovers: If you’re given literally any other style of potato, are tots gonna be your first choice?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Ever hear of rotten potatoes? Or sun poisoned potatoes? Checkmate loser.
Imhotep@lemmy.world 2 months ago
smoothie
MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Puréed potatoes and they’re good actually, so you’re just making their point. 🥔
Imhotep@lemmy.world 2 months ago
smoothie is raw, purée is made with boiled potatoes
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I assure you, potatoes absolutely can do wrong. Eat a few with enough bitter taste, and the nausea stays with you all day.
Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
You’re supposed to cut off the green parts. 🫠
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Are you Irish?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Red potato
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
tots n fries
BigBenis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What about their “eaten and digested” form?
TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I like mine raw and muddy.
Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I’m sure there is a gif of someone taking a bite out of a potato like an apple.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’ve done this on a wildland fire assignment once. We were on watch and some old lady in an ancient forest service truck rolled up and shouted “YALL LIKE BURGERS AND SPUDS???” we were like uhhhh yup?
She handed out simple burgers in foil and baked potatoes in foil. The potato was cooked enough I could just eat it like a hardboiled egg. Good spud. Good burger.
ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 2 months ago
Happy german noises.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What do happy German noises sound like? Anytime I hear someone speaking German, it sounds like they’re angry and want domination.
“Oh, hi my friend! I’m so happy to see you!”
(Me not understanding German, and him not understanding English)
“Oh god, he means business! He’s so angry!”
“We are going to have such fun! I have some delightful games to play, and them we can drink this authentic German lagger!”
“You hear that??? He said German! He’s talking about world domination! He’s going to kill EVERYBODY!!!”
“Come here, friend! I want to give you a big ol’ hug, and embrace in our friendship!”
“HE’S SPREADING HIS ARMS TO SHOW HIS SIZE, AND MAKE HIMSELF BIGGER LIKE A BEAR!!! IT’S STARTING!!!”
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYING, BUDDY, BUT I LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM!!!”
“AAAAHHHHH!!!”
“AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!”
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Somewhat unlikely? :)
Or maybe I’m thinking of Swedes
rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 months ago
german: jajajaja