This is a story I can get behind
Modern Cinderella
Submitted 7 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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urquell@lemm.ee 7 months ago
expatriado@lemmy.world 7 months ago
you had to plug your comment don’t you?
Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Wait, they didn’t give us a full rebuttal!
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Does… Does he wash it first?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.
Forester@yiffit.net 7 months ago
Fur slipper > Glass slipper > Fur tail
TheBat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The Prince was asking women to pull up their dress so he could inspect their snatchpatch?
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 months ago
That makes the story so much funnier.
Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
“My God! It just falls right out!! It’s you!! You were the one I turned out last night!!”
dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
I can’t with you right now
Fester@lemm.ee 7 months ago
In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?
Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 months ago
goatse
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Instead a size check, it’s a sniff test.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Prince Charming probably will have fun testing it out on the step-sisters at least.
BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 months ago
lost her gas slipper again
socsa@piefed.social 7 months ago
90% chance this was as a queen, not the princess
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Meron35@lemmy.world 7 months ago
There must be a gay Cinderella remake out there somewhere. Grindrella gets visited by the fairy thotmother, who transforms his button up shirt and black skinny chinos into a harness and jockstrap and sends him off the royal orgy. The next day Prince DomTop has to go around and top everyone in the village because it was a blackout orgy and he couldn’t see anyone, meaning the only way he can find who Grindrella was is by remembering the feel of that bussy.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Great, dump it on the street for a kid to find it and pick it up and play with it…
Iapar@feddit.org 7 months ago
Person got scared by a honk. Happens.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
I mean if it just falls out on it’s own, you’ll need to get a new, bigger one anyway. Might as well just leave it where it dropped. 🤷🏻♂️
Another_earthling@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I like how you really thought this through.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
I’ve experienced it. 😉
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Alternatively, achoo