Fuck the single cousin? I don’t see the problem
Anon is an example
Submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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xantoxis@lemmy.world 2 years ago
sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is the 4chan solution
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is the 4chan origin story.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
It’s not even illegal everywhere
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Yeah, it’s legal in my state, you just have to be in your 50s and one of you needs to be sterile.
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Roll tide
myusernameis@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
psmgx@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They had 10 children, 7 of whom survived to adulthood.
Interesting that the wiki article has that mentioned so high up, right after the cousins thing
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Damage@feddit.it 2 years ago
I wonder why Anon has issues finding love, with such a great upbringing
Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 years ago
Yeah, I find straight up abandoning your shit family is a not completely bad idea.
You’d be surprised at the jobs out there that simply let you get on a train or a boat and simply leave it all behind if you want to.
Just please then don’t jump off the back of my boat. The point is that it might be lonelier than guaranteed family but ocean is a bad way to go.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 years ago
if you ever feel like killing yourself, don’t
Oh definitely don’t kill yourself, there’s absolutely no future in it.
My cousin killed himself and I do not think it helped at all.
hairynipple@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Yea, just put that energy into murdering your aunt.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
But make it look like your cousin did it.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Or kill your aunt instead?
J/K scary moderators.
. . . or am I?!?
tee9000@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Potentially get him!!
sazey@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Only reasonable response here is to clap back. Once they know you bite, they move onto someone easier.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 years ago
I have been in one relationship in my entire life. 8 years ago I was assigned the desk next to her at work, and now I I’m going to marry.
I’m so glad that I have to put up with this shit. One and done, and I’m perfectly happy with it.
coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Today I get to be the token guy that reminds people that this is fake
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why feel shame that you didn’t live your life chained to animal urges?
Whats your Aunt got to show for herself? 2 Divorces? 4 kids, 1 dead from overdose and 2 college dropouts?
Breeders just pollute the gene pool imo, better to spend a long time to establish a life and have one partner you can trust.
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
this is such a 4chan answer
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah, a 4-chan answer would blame women.
mayo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is fun, and I’m going to enjoy it without trying to correct it because that ruins the joke and I need to feel joy.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Bodied that freak
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Kinda a dick move by the family actually.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Jeez, girl is crying and having a hard time, someone makes a joke to cheer her up. You call that a dick move?
Anivia@feddit.org 2 years ago
There are ways to cheer someone up without bullying someone else
JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I didnt think this needed to be said but making a joke at a bystanders expense, particularly a hurtful personal attack, is not ok.
Sure jokes are give and take with some good natured ribbing but this strays more into carless, or potentially malicious territory.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 years ago
I don’t understand why everyone calls me a monster. I just kicked those puppies to cheer a crying girl up.