Fuck the single cousin? I don’t see the problem
Anon is an example
Submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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xantoxis@lemmy.world 7 months ago
sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is the 4chan solution
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is the 4chan origin story.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
It’s not even illegal everywhere
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Yeah, it’s legal in my state, you just have to be in your 50s and one of you needs to be sterile.
TheBat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Roll tide
myusernameis@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
psmgx@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They had 10 children, 7 of whom survived to adulthood.
Interesting that the wiki article has that mentioned so high up, right after the cousins thing
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Damage@feddit.it 7 months ago
I wonder why Anon has issues finding love, with such a great upbringing
Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 months ago
Yeah, I find straight up abandoning your shit family is a not completely bad idea.
You’d be surprised at the jobs out there that simply let you get on a train or a boat and simply leave it all behind if you want to.
Just please then don’t jump off the back of my boat. The point is that it might be lonelier than guaranteed family but ocean is a bad way to go.
echodot@feddit.uk 7 months ago
if you ever feel like killing yourself, don’t
Oh definitely don’t kill yourself, there’s absolutely no future in it.
My cousin killed himself and I do not think it helped at all.
hairynipple@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Yea, just put that energy into murdering your aunt.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
But make it look like your cousin did it.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Or kill your aunt instead?
J/K scary moderators.
. . . or am I?!?
tee9000@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Potentially get him!!
sazey@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Only reasonable response here is to clap back. Once they know you bite, they move onto someone easier.
echodot@feddit.uk 7 months ago
I have been in one relationship in my entire life. 8 years ago I was assigned the desk next to her at work, and now I I’m going to marry.
I’m so glad that I have to put up with this shit. One and done, and I’m perfectly happy with it.
coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Today I get to be the token guy that reminds people that this is fake
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why feel shame that you didn’t live your life chained to animal urges?
Whats your Aunt got to show for herself? 2 Divorces? 4 kids, 1 dead from overdose and 2 college dropouts?
Breeders just pollute the gene pool imo, better to spend a long time to establish a life and have one partner you can trust.
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
this is such a 4chan answer
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nah, a 4-chan answer would blame women.
mayo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is fun, and I’m going to enjoy it without trying to correct it because that ruins the joke and I need to feel joy.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Bodied that freak
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Kinda a dick move by the family actually.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Jeez, girl is crying and having a hard time, someone makes a joke to cheer her up. You call that a dick move?
Anivia@feddit.org 7 months ago
There are ways to cheer someone up without bullying someone else
JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I didnt think this needed to be said but making a joke at a bystanders expense, particularly a hurtful personal attack, is not ok.
Sure jokes are give and take with some good natured ribbing but this strays more into carless, or potentially malicious territory.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 7 months ago
I don’t understand why everyone calls me a monster. I just kicked those puppies to cheer a crying girl up.