Polar Bear Dens

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok, just how many places was he hiding in?

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Saddam: If I fits I sits.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It took awhile to find him

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• CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This one got me good because Saddam Hussein was the last thing I noticed

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know why the spider hole memes are back, but I don’t need to know; I’m just glad

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• TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I want to know how polar bears figured out that they need an air hole in their dens. Is that passed down instinctually or demonstratively? Animals are so cool.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Surely that was an suggestion by Saddam. Seems he was a really nice guy.

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The ones without that instinct died.

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The ones that didn’t figure out didn’t breed and make more bears.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bear who made more holes survived?

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    • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think the heat produced by the bears keep the vents open, but that’s an un-educated guess.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Well this sucks, can’t breathe.”

    Punches hole in roof to get air

    “OK, that works. Come to think of it, that’s how momma did it.”

    The second Jurassic Park book had a neat idea. What if much of the animal behavior we see is taught and not instinctual? The dinosaurs start fouling their poorly made nests and stomping all over their eggs because they didn’t have parents to emulate or teach them. Been thinking on that for over 20 years.

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• alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is the lower chamber for?

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Extra Saddam Husseins.

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    • YerbaYerba@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The most successful polar bears can accumulate 4-5 Saddam’s per season.

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  • perviouslyiner@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In human igloos, the low spots would be for collecting the coldest air.

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Storing snacks.

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    • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i.e. Saddam Hussain

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  • blame@hexbear.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    poop

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• Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How do you guys manage to put him in the last spot I look EVERY TIME

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Before I zoomed in, I thought maybe that was the poop chamber, and that was a bear poop.

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Quality scientific shitpost

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• Shard@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What did I miss this time?

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  • variants@possumpat.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Saddam

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