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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neutral evil AND kinda lawful neutral, but using a second larger bag instead of a bread box.

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where is twisting then wrapping the bag back around the bread?

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    • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The way I see it, that is basically the same as a twist and tuck.

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  • quinkin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I always suspected my children were chaotic evil. The bread was not the first indicator.

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  • Korbs@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought that said twist and fuck

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    • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Come on, come on, come on now baby…

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  • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if you use the bag clip, but then slash the side of the bag with a knife to show dominance?

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  • cmhe@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t all of it evil, because they bought bread in a plastic bag? Use a paper bag. And if the bread gets hard, steam it, bake it, and its fresh again.

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    • ornery_chemist@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In grocery stores in many parts of the US at least, it is extremely hard not to find bread in plastic bags. Even the one of 3 near me that has its own bakery puts the bread in a plastic bag, and then in another bag that is paper with a plastic “window”, and the paper part has a PE wax lining for god knows what reason.

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      • cmhe@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well, you can always bring your own cotton bag…

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  • gerryflap@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Either lawful or chaotic neutral depending on whether I can find the clip again. But I doubt it matters since I store it in the freezer and heat the slices I need when I need them.

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      same here. or if it’s down to the last couple slices, i just don’t bother with the clip.

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My cat leaned to open the bread box…

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  • lustyargonian@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Y’all don’t just throw the bag in the refrigerator?

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  • FlashZordon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was in the “tie a knot” camp for YEARS. Laziness just moved me into reusing the bread clip.

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  • zante@lemmy.wtf ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is brilliant 🤩

    I am neutral evil - a twist and tuck.

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    • Skymt@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You mean chaotic neutral. Neutral evil is just tucking…

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  • Chonk@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I belong to true neutral. Go rubberband gang.

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  • GaMEChld@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My bread is in the fridge, for I am pod person.

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  • NaoPb@eviltoast.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It took me a few years to figure these are D&D related.

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    • cheeseburger@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TIL

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It too me ten years or so to figure these weren’t only mud related. I had heard of D&D but I played a lot of muds in the early 90’s. Also at one time or another I’m most of those above.

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      • NaoPb@eviltoast.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What are muds?

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