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Breakfast time!!!

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    y.yarn.co/7d6e99e6-3955-445a-9eb4-330fc4bb3ffd_te…

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This has to be breaking at least a few laws.

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  • BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gross, I can’t believe anyone would do something so disgusting! Using a plastic spatula making everything taste like melted plastic.

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Plastic is the only thing you should use with nonstick pans. Now I know this image depicts a cast iron pan, I was just describing a scenario where plastic is superior.

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  • Blubber28@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know I’m not in a great position to give culinary criticism as a Dutchman but what the actual fuck

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      One word:

      Hagelslag

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      • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hagelslag met pindakaas

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the plastic spatula is the scariest part of this picture

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Everyone talking about microplastics while not getting enough macroplastics in their diet.

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I get that through eating the bottles

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    • Dkarma@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait until you find out about tires.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s healthy living

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      • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        For me it’s wood or nothing. Metal scratches the pans; plastic seasons my meal with microplastics. Most woods used in the kitchen are naturally antibacterial. It’s a win-win.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d eat that

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    • Lightor@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Of course. Protein and chocolate, it’s got everything your body craves.

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  • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    'mericans…

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    • gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well it’s Milka chocolate from Germany, so I’m not so sure about that

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m from Europe, bitches! Yes, I can eat my eggs raw how about you, Americans?!

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      • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I thought milk-a chocolate was from Italy?

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      • norimee@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s owned by American food conglomerate Mondelez.

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      • schoegge@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Milka is produced in Germany since the 90s. And we Swiss people don’t like it.

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    • finkrat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean we could actually make this a lot worse and put a Hershey bar in there, I’m sure the butyric acid will kick it up a notch… At least they’re using Milka

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    • ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I suppose you have yet to see English or Germans eating… It’s… An unpleasant experience.

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      • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As a German, I have seen Germans eating. I think.

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      • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As a German I’m interested what you mean. Care to share an example, preferably visual?

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      • tobogganablaze@lemmus.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Could you maybe fucking not mention us in the same sentence with England when it comes to food?

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      • norimee@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What exactly did you see?

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  • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this how Cadbury creme eggs are made?

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    • Baalial@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Almost. They prepare the eggs in this fashion, then the Asian palm civet eats it and takes a dump in the classic creme egg shape you know and love.

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      • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Beautiful stencil work each and every dump

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  • openrain502r@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …why?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Breakfast time

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  • ngn@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    please commit unalive

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • ricdeh@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank you sir, you ruined my day

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Rude

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  • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want this with white chocolate

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  • hellfire103@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca

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  • inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whenever I make curry I use these square blocks. Every time I just sort of casually ask my girlfriend “How much choco do you want in here? I’m thinking a lot.” as I break off pieces into the wok.

    Gets her every time. 😂

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