A Transcendent Shrexperience
Ideal Shrek Zone
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Draegur@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Gork@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
May we all be blessed enough to experience the joy of the Ideal Shrek Zone so we can bask in His oniony wisdom.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
While we’ll likely never know for sure, we’re fairly certain from near death experiences that hearing is the last sense to go so clearly instead of antiquated traditions like reading the book of the dead, we need to start playing shrek.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or playing the Audiobook of the Dead.
drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I feel like I have been in the Ideal Shrek Zone for years :(
Quik@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Wasn’t that an implosion and therefore instantaneous?
flyboy_146@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think I read recently that they had dropped their weights something like 45 minutes before the implosion. Seemingly indicating that they knew something was wrong and were trying to resurface. 🤔
Either way, not enough for a full Shrek movie. 🤷🏼♀️ (Sorry if it’s too soon)
barsquid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They knew something was wrong for 45 entire minutes? Every new piece of information about that submersible awakens fresh nightmares, thank you.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
It was much less than that, only a few seconds.
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Yes, but that just increased the speed at which their IQ was dropping.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Except we now know the sub imploded, and they were killed instantly. Apparently they dropped ballast seconds before the implosion, so they must have seen or heard something.
Also, the US armed forces have a bunch of undersea microphones to listen for Russian subs, and they knew what had happened immediately, and told the crew on the support vessel.
dmention7@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
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Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
This is a lie to make people feel better, rather than let them think they will die instantly, let them think for an hour and 30 mins they will calmly enjoy their final minutes listening to Mike Myers. Personally I’d rather go out to Wayne’s World if it’s going to be Mike Myers.
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
dyeing instantly would be preferable imo
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some of our best shitposting artists are over 60, don’t forget.
tcsenpai@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Let me live in the Ideal Shrek Zone
Thordros@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
You’ve just been made a moderator of shrekland.net
Congrats!
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I guess you could say somebody once told him…
Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
It’s all ogre…