Ideal Shrek Zone

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• TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I guess you could say somebody once told him…

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  • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s all ogre…

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• Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A Transcendent Shrexperience

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  May we all be blessed enough to experience the joy of the Ideal Shrek Zone so we can bask in His oniony wisdom.

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or playing the Audiobook of the Dead.

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  • drolex@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I feel like I have been in the Ideal Shrek Zone for years :(

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• Quik@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wasn’t that an implosion and therefore instantaneous?

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  • flyboy_146@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think I read recently that they had dropped their weights something like 45 minutes before the implosion. Seemingly indicating that they knew something was wrong and were trying to resurface. 🤔

    Either way, not enough for a full Shrek movie. 🤷🏼‍♀️ (Sorry if it’s too soon)

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    • barsquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They knew something was wrong for 45 entire minutes? Every new piece of information about that submersible awakens fresh nightmares, thank you.

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    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It was much less than that, only a few seconds.

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  • nichtburningturtle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, but that just increased the speed at which their IQ was dropping.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why am I suddenly experiencing the works of Shrekspear

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  • 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • dch82@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Noice

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• Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Except we now know the sub imploded, and they were killed instantly. Apparently they dropped ballast seconds before the implosion, so they must have seen or heard something.

  Also, the US armed forces have a bunch of undersea microphones to listen for Russian subs, and they knew what had happened immediately, and told the crew on the support vessel.

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• dmention7@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cannabis products: “amiajoketoyou?.jpg”

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• Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is a lie to make people feel better, rather than let them think they will die instantly, let them think for an hour and 30 mins they will calmly enjoy their final minutes listening to Mike Myers. Personally I’d rather go out to Wayne’s World if it’s going to be Mike Myers.

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  • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    dyeing instantly would be preferable imo

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    • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some of our best shitposting artists are over 60, don’t forget.

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• tcsenpai@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let me live in the Ideal Shrek Zone

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• Thordros@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’ve just been made a moderator of shrekland.net

  Congrats!

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• GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjmlNyu-E1U

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