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I'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Submitted 8 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
linearchaos@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ll have two number fives diet Coke and whatever the guy behind me wants.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
Guy behind you:
55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS!
konalt@lemmy.world 8 months ago
THE GUY DID IT FOR YOU
Oka@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
I’ll have two #9’s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Does 996745 or 99645 have some sort of meaning? I’m a little lost.
WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Pretty sure this is a reference to a meme from a GTA game
Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Come on, it’s a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn’t you say?
Yes, I would say that, I would say that.
Let me start of with a basket of chips.
Then move on to the pollo assado taco.
I would like two pollo assado tacos with one beef chimichanga.
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream.
I would like tomatoes and onions on my casadia.
For the dessert I would like the ??. I would like extra cinnamon.
Do you make guacamole?
Yes, I do make guacamole.
Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos.
I like to dip the Tositos in the guacamole.
Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips.
I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas.
Ok, that’ll be $16.07.
Out of $20? Ok, $16.07’s your change.
Hi, can I help you?
I would like a basket of chips,
a beef chimichanga with a side of sour cream.
I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga
with a casadia of tomato, onion, and vegetables.
I should like a burrito with beef, beans, and
I would like a carne assado taco.
Could you put some hot sauce on that for me?
No, inside the taco. Not on the side.
Yes, can I have a carne assado taco?
Not a pollo assado, we don’t have chicken.
Do you have guacamole?
Can you make me some guacamole?
I have guacamole.
Ok, on my burrito I would like the muchaco beef and the shredded pork.
And some more cheese, please.
Ok, that’ll be $22…
Uh, oh yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea.
Ok, that’ll be $20.07.
Out of $22? Ok, $1.52’s your change.
Thanks a lot. Your food will be up. Here, let me get your drinks.
Hi, can I help you? Yes, I would like a basket of chips
I would like a beef chimi…
Umm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo assado?
That’s the chicken.
Ok, what is the carne assado?
That’s the beef.
Ok, let me get two carne assado tacos…prayer@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
70 in a 40 is impressive. Like how?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
pushes accelerator down
and there you go
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Might be in an American suburb - their roads can be ridiculously oversized for the posted speed limit.
r00ty@kbin.life 8 months ago
I was caught, many years ago. 78.94 in a 50. I was driving a 1988 ford fiesta 1.1 (hint you don't even get an engine that small in the USA, I think 1.6 is the smallest in a fiesta). So in a proper car? That's got to be easy.
lud@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Why in the actual fuck were you driving so fast? And why do you remember your speed with two decimal precision?
Cadeillac@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Easier than you would think
Tarogar@feddit.org 8 months ago
That’s not impressive. 120 in a 30 or there about is. Yes someone did that around here. As for the how? High powered car and a lead foot mixed with a need for speed or a death wish.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Not bad, but I’ve seen better.
…
Why are you looking at me like that?
seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
I’m always surprised about how lenient american police is with speeding.
finickydesert@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
So a number 8 medium?
ClockworkN@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Too early for flapjacks?
MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Slow down there Phil.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nor.alizing police harasment
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Alright, cherries jubilee and that’s it.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I’m gonna need to cancel the last two things in the order
angrystego@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The title gave me an unpleasant the Beatles White album flashback.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
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Hated that mission, but not as much as the RC planes side mission with David Cross.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The Zero missions were single-handed the hardest and most infuriating tasks in any GTA game ever!
When your parents walk in and say, ‘I thought this was a game about driving and police chases. You’ve been flying that toy helicopter for over an hour.’ you have no recourse but to silently realize they’re right and you maybe wasted the last week and a half making yourself unhappy by playing missions that you hate.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You are not alone. I do not blame David Cross, for he is a brilliantly funny comedian who must also make a living. It is a hard lessen learned to realize that Rockstar is full of shit… or, more importantly, to recognize when to let go and move forward.
Teknikal@eviltoast.org 8 months ago
I see this said a lot I had no issues at all with them I did have trouble with the timing of the car hydraulics in that game though. I think with the pc version the timing was all wrong but yeah I got past the rc bits I think first time.
Lightsong@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Huh I didn’t remember that one being hardest. The hardest part for me was one of the races, I couldn’t win because everyone was just too fast for me but somehow plane crashed ahead of me and killed everyone and I took the W.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Yeah, that’s some shit