It all floats..

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• samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Is that supposed to be insulting? I live in a sewer, Georgie!”

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The orgy thing was less effective with my IT. Told us to get dressed and clean out our desks instead.

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    • Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You probably forgot the furry suits. It isn’t a proper IT orgy unless everyone is in their furry suit.

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    IT wouldn’t survive a cod lobby

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It will be dead the moment it log into twitter

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  • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s why he could only watch the disrespect: The very act robbed him of the power he weilded. In that moment, he was nothing more powerful than a human stuck in a sewer, watching a child literally shit on the thought of playing with him.

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    • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you for succinctly summing up why this scene was powerful and not just smut for the heck of it. A lot of people have issues with that scene but this is the exact reason it’s in there.

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  • finickydesert@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait what

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Stephen King did a lot of cocaine and alcohol back in the day. Apparently he doesn’t remember writing portions of some books, and one entire book.

      But yeah, he wrote a scene that devolves into a preteen orgy, that helps defeat the giant spider with poor self esteem.

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• 474D@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Do… do I need to see a doctor? It floats?

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Some of mine float. Others don’t. One time I shit for 30 minutes. Really crapped it out. Then I stand up, and the bowl is clean!!! I go to wipe, and there’s no poo!!! What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes!!!

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    • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes?

      Stress?

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Username checks out

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    • Emptiness@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Shit-weasels

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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Poop will sink unless it has enough fiber, gas, or fat (all lighter than water) in it to make it buoyant. Sinking is the norm for me.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

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• swab148@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Very small rocks!

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  • nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lead! Lead!

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  • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Churches!

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• creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How to out monster the monster step one:

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• Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not always

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  • SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, not mine.

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• ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hi YouTube!

  I’m Georgie and today we’re going to play sink vs float. Let’s start with flame thrower flames, do those sink?

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Burned to death. The end

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