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It all floats..

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Dav09@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Is that supposed to be insulting? I live in a sewer, Georgie!”

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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The orgy thing was less effective with my IT. Told us to get dressed and clean out our desks instead.

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      • Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You probably forgot the furry suits. It isn’t a proper IT orgy unless everyone is in their furry suit.

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    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      IT wouldn’t survive a cod lobby

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      • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It will be dead the moment it log into twitter

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    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s why he could only watch the disrespect: The very act robbed him of the power he weilded. In that moment, he was nothing more powerful than a human stuck in a sewer, watching a child literally shit on the thought of playing with him.

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      • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thank you for succinctly summing up why this scene was powerful and not just smut for the heck of it. A lot of people have issues with that scene but this is the exact reason it’s in there.

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    • finickydesert@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait what

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      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Stephen King did a lot of cocaine and alcohol back in the day. Apparently he doesn’t remember writing portions of some books, and one entire book.

        But yeah, he wrote a scene that devolves into a preteen orgy, that helps defeat the giant spider with poor self esteem.

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  • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do… do I need to see a doctor? It floats?

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some of mine float. Others don’t. One time I shit for 30 minutes. Really crapped it out. Then I stand up, and the bowl is clean!!! I go to wipe, and there’s no poo!!! What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes!!!

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      • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes?

        Stress?

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      • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Username checks out

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      • Emptiness@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Shit-weasels

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    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Poop will sink unless it has enough fiber, gas, or fat (all lighter than water) in it to make it buoyant. Sinking is the norm for me.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

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  • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Very small rocks!

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    • nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lead! Lead!

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    • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Churches!

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  • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How to out monster the monster step one:

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  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not always

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    • SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, not mine.

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  • ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hi YouTube!

    I’m Georgie and today we’re going to play sink vs float. Let’s start with flame thrower flames, do those sink?

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Burned to death. The end

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