Pizza

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• EvilCartyen@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Mods remove this, it’s clearly a pisspost

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• FrenchThrowAway@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Did a dog write this post ?

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  • 4am@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think The Quartering did

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    • NaoPb@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lol. Haven’t head that name in a while.

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  All I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you’re 30 meter

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  • herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Correction: she’s 35 Farads.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s a lot of capacitance. That’s a terrifying amount of capacitance.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thank god for the TLDR, that’s way too long of a post

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  • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    lol

    Tl;dr I replied “lol” because I thought it would be funny.

    Tl;dr for the tl;dr: I said “lol” and then included a “tl;dr” fir comedic effect.

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• p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.

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  • Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Uh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.

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    • occhionaut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Holy shit

      The Halfening

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How did this become public knowledge?

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    • p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      By his own admission after getting very drunk

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh

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    • p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Erm… I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh… here we are.

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• Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Upvoted from -1 😂

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Reddit posts can’t go below 0

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    • gregor@gregtech.eu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That is pretty silly

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    • nawordar@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  First ten comments are people posting

  You should divorce her

  She’s not getting pizza, she’s cheating on you

  and links to the Men’s Rights channel

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Plot twist, OP is a dog.

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  • NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dog’s old as fuck

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    • 5C5C5C@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s why he couldn’t hold it in.

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• Sternburgexport@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  NTA Dump her immediatly

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• mr_timns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t know if it’s good or bad that I know the joke here.

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• EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?

  Smh

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• 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ¼

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ?

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    • 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• JohnBrownII@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not enough ^1/4 ‘ing hate in these comments

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s that

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    • JohnBrownII@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you dont know consider yourself lucky

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• jbk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  reddit

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  • texasspacejoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Shit like that is what got me banned. Turns out, i cant keep my mouth shut around idiots

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    • jbk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      what

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• kiiim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Peace with ur…

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