Did a dog write this post ?
Pizza
Submitted 4 weeks ago by LodeMike@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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FrenchThrowAway@jlai.lu 4 weeks ago
4am@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I think The Quartering did
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 3 weeks ago
Lol. Haven’t head that name in a while.
WereCat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
All I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you’re 30 meter
herrvogel@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Correction: she’s 35 Farads.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
That’s a lot of capacitance. That’s a terrifying amount of capacitance.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Thank god for the TLDR, that’s way too long of a post
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
lol
Tl;dr I replied “lol” because I thought it would be funny.
Tl;dr for the tl;dr: I said “lol” and then included a “tl;dr” fir comedic effect.
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Uh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.
occhionaut@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Holy shit
The Halfening
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
How did this become public knowledge?
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
By his own admission after getting very drunk
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Oh
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Erm… I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh… here we are.
Banichan@dormi.zone 4 weeks ago
Upvoted from -1 😂
LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Reddit posts can’t go below 0
nawordar@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Wait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
First ten comments are people posting
You should divorce her
She’s not getting pizza, she’s cheating on you
and links to the Men’s Rights channel
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 weeks ago
“My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
You forgot “She should leave you”
Etterra@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Plot twist, OP is a dog.
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dog’s old as fuck
5C5C5C@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
That’s why he couldn’t hold it in.
Sternburgexport@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
NTA Dump her immediatly
mr_timns@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I don’t know if it’s good or bad that I know the joke here.
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?
Smh
JohnBrownII@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not enough ^1/4 ‘ing hate in these comments
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
What’s that
JohnBrownII@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you dont know consider yourself lucky
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
reddit
texasspacejoey@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Shit like that is what got me banned. Turns out, i cant keep my mouth shut around idiots
kiiim@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Peace with ur…
EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 4 weeks ago
Mods remove this, it’s clearly a pisspost