Did a dog write this post ?
Pizza
Submitted 8 months ago by LodeMike@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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FrenchThrowAway@jlai.lu 8 months ago
4am@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I think The Quartering did
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 8 months ago
Lol. Haven’t head that name in a while.
WereCat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
All I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you’re 30 meter
herrvogel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Correction: she’s 35 Farads.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
That’s a lot of capacitance. That’s a terrifying amount of capacitance.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Thank god for the TLDR, that’s way too long of a post
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
lol
Tl;dr I replied “lol” because I thought it would be funny.
Tl;dr for the tl;dr: I said “lol” and then included a “tl;dr” fir comedic effect.
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Uh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.
occhionaut@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Holy shit
The Halfening
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 months ago
How did this become public knowledge?
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 8 months ago
By his own admission after getting very drunk
LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Oh
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Erm… I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh… here we are.
Banichan@dormi.zone 8 months ago
Upvoted from -1 😂
LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Reddit posts can’t go below 0
nawordar@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Wait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 months ago
First ten comments are people posting
You should divorce her
She’s not getting pizza, she’s cheating on you
and links to the Men’s Rights channel
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 months ago
“My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 8 months ago
You forgot “She should leave you”
Etterra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Plot twist, OP is a dog.
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Dog’s old as fuck
5C5C5C@programming.dev 8 months ago
That’s why he couldn’t hold it in.
Sternburgexport@feddit.org 8 months ago
NTA Dump her immediatly
mr_timns@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I don’t know if it’s good or bad that I know the joke here.
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?
Smh
JohnBrownII@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Not enough ^1/4 ‘ing hate in these comments
LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 months ago
What’s that
JohnBrownII@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If you dont know consider yourself lucky
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
reddit
texasspacejoey@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Shit like that is what got me banned. Turns out, i cant keep my mouth shut around idiots
kiiim@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Peace with ur…
EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 8 months ago
Mods remove this, it’s clearly a pisspost