Did a dog write this post ?
Pizza
Submitted 2 years ago by LodeMike@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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FrenchThrowAway@jlai.lu 2 years ago
4am@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I think The Quartering did
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 years ago
Lol. Haven’t head that name in a while.
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
All I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you’re 30 meter
herrvogel@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Correction: she’s 35 Farads.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
That’s a lot of capacitance. That’s a terrifying amount of capacitance.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Thank god for the TLDR, that’s way too long of a post
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
lol
Tl;dr I replied “lol” because I thought it would be funny.
Tl;dr for the tl;dr: I said “lol” and then included a “tl;dr” fir comedic effect.
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Uh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.
occhionaut@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Holy shit
The Halfening
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 years ago
How did this become public knowledge?
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 2 years ago
By his own admission after getting very drunk
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Oh
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Erm… I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh… here we are.
Banichan@dormi.zone 2 years ago
Upvoted from -1 😂
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Reddit posts can’t go below 0
nawordar@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Wait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 years ago
First ten comments are people posting
You should divorce her
She’s not getting pizza, she’s cheating on you
and links to the Men’s Rights channel
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 years ago
“My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Plot twist, OP is a dog.
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dog’s old as fuck
5C5C5C@programming.dev 2 years ago
That’s why he couldn’t hold it in.
Sternburgexport@feddit.org 2 years ago
NTA Dump her immediatly
mr_timns@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t know if it’s good or bad that I know the joke here.
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?
Smh
JohnBrownII@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Not enough ^1/4 ‘ing hate in these comments
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 years ago
What’s that
JohnBrownII@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If you dont know consider yourself lucky
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
reddit
texasspacejoey@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Shit like that is what got me banned. Turns out, i cant keep my mouth shut around idiots
kiiim@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Peace with ur…
EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 2 years ago
Mods remove this, it’s clearly a pisspost