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• unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  • riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I dont think I needed to see this picture come to life but it is what I expected it would be.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I’ll only wake up if you can prove the waking world is better than this coma world. If it’s worse: I’m staying in here.

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Cobb: “I’ve come back for you… to remind you of something. Something you once knew. That this world is not real.”

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Mmmm, cobb salad

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  wakes up from coma…

  scratches my butt…

  goes back to sleep

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I had a high school teacher that would talk to air, and then say “This is the magical student. He’s silent and invisable to people who are idiots. If you can’t see or hear him, it means you’re an idiot.”

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Well, at least he was evenhanded in his abuse.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      He also did a “bit” where he danced in 15 year old girls laps, gyrating like a stripper. Saying things like “Dollas ladies, I need dollas!”

      Which at the time was meant to be a joke commentary on how high school teachers in public schools are absurdly underpaid. And while I STILL agree with that statement 25 years later (we’ve changed nothing), I DO admit that it hasn’t aged well. Definately would be lawsuit material today.

      Though, to his credit, SEVERAL of the girls legit did have dollars, requesting he actually strip. To which he jokingly said he would be fired if he did. Well…maybe he was just trying to pass off a very real fact as a joke. Nonetheless he never actually stripped. He just simulated the act.

      Still though…not as crazy as my english teacher a year prior, who straight up brought a goat into the classroom for the sole purpose of pissing off the principal. Essentially giving him the finger and daring him to fire him. Which didn’t happen.

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• Spider89@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Huh…

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• Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What’s funny is that that could be true, but there’s no way to prove if it is or not

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  • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    OOH! Wait, I remember that from Philosophy 101! I think Descartes said something like: the only thing you could be sure of was that you were thinking about it, and from that starting point… I don’t remember the rest of it.

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    • CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      “Cogito ergo sum”

      Me thinks, me am

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “we miss you”

  HA! Got ya! That’s how I know it’s fake. :P

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• deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  when you wake up immediately eat a silica gel sachet to escape the matrix

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• howsetheraven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*

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• MataVatnik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The more concerning thing is that there other beings in my coma dream that would see an apple that don’t need to wake up, and the creators of the image took that into account

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• esc27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Pretty sure that’s a banana

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• Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s no use. I’m stuck here in my brain. I see everything. I feel everything.

  I can’t do anything.

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  • Allonzee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    A frightening liminal space between states of being. Not quite dead, not quite alive!

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I See you have been digusted by American McChicken. Here, have some European McChicken

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That’s not a real McChicken, though. That’s an advertisement model of one. The one pictured in OP’s image is not a faked model.

    If the fake model one counts, then compare it to this:
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    • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      This picture is of a better quality than every picture of me on a speeding ticket ever

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Op is a jr chicken, not a full one

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    • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Jr. Chicken in Europe is made with marinara sauce, this seems to be made with sour cream or mayonnaise afaict

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  • Lime66@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The American looks better, chicken looks marginally more real

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  If I never wake up I’ll never have to see the hospital bill.

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• Geldaran@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Of course that’s not a McChicken… you can actually see the “chicken” patty around the edge of the bun. In reality they’re too small to see around the pile of wilted lettuce and giant glob of room temp Mayo.

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That’s the old Burger King chicken sandwich I think

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• Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  But Master, how do I awaken?

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You realize that there is no apple.

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    • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  That’s a tasty looking green apple.

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• steel_nomad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The trans agenda in a nutshell.

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• BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This looks a lot like a disguised ad.

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• dsilverz@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  • PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Ceci n’est pas une pipe

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• nl4real@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  No.

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