I’ll only wake up if you can prove the waking world is better than this coma world. If it’s worse: I’m staying in here.
PSA
Submitted 1 year ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Cobb: “I’ve come back for you… to remind you of something. Something you once knew. That this world is not real.”
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Mmmm, cobb salad
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
wakes up from coma…
scratches my butt…
goes back to sleep
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I had a high school teacher that would talk to air, and then say “This is the magical student. He’s silent and invisable to people who are idiots. If you can’t see or hear him, it means you’re an idiot.”
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 year ago
Well, at least he was evenhanded in his abuse.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He also did a “bit” where he danced in 15 year old girls laps, gyrating like a stripper. Saying things like “Dollas ladies, I need dollas!”
Which at the time was meant to be a joke commentary on how high school teachers in public schools are absurdly underpaid. And while I STILL agree with that statement 25 years later (we’ve changed nothing), I DO admit that it hasn’t aged well. Definately would be lawsuit material today.
Though, to his credit, SEVERAL of the girls legit did have dollars, requesting he actually strip. To which he jokingly said he would be fired if he did. Well…maybe he was just trying to pass off a very real fact as a joke. Nonetheless he never actually stripped. He just simulated the act.
Still though…not as crazy as my english teacher a year prior, who straight up brought a goat into the classroom for the sole purpose of pissing off the principal. Essentially giving him the finger and daring him to fire him. Which didn’t happen.
Spider89@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
What’s funny is that that could be true, but there’s no way to prove if it is or not
Rolando@lemmy.world 1 year ago
OOH! Wait, I remember that from Philosophy 101! I think Descartes said something like: the only thing you could be sure of was that you were thinking about it, and from that starting point… I don’t remember the rest of it.
CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Cogito ergo sum”
Me thinks, me am
Asafum@feddit.nl 1 year ago
“we miss you”
HA! Got ya! That’s how I know it’s fake. :P
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 1 year ago
when you wake up immediately eat a silica gel sachet to escape the matrix
howsetheraven@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The more concerning thing is that there other beings in my coma dream that would see an apple that don’t need to wake up, and the creators of the image took that into account
esc27@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pretty sure that’s a banana
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
It’s no use. I’m stuck here in my brain. I see everything. I feel everything.
I can’t do anything.
Allonzee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A frightening liminal space between states of being. Not quite dead, not quite alive!
Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 year ago
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s not a real McChicken, though. That’s an advertisement model of one. The one pictured in OP’s image is not a faked model.
If the fake model one counts, then compare it to this:
ImageNikls94@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This picture is of a better quality than every picture of me on a speeding ticket ever
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Op is a jr chicken, not a full one
Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jr. Chicken in Europe is made with marinara sauce, this seems to be made with sour cream or mayonnaise afaict
Lime66@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The American looks better, chicken looks marginally more real
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
If I never wake up I’ll never have to see the hospital bill.
Geldaran@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Of course that’s not a McChicken… you can actually see the “chicken” patty around the edge of the bun. In reality they’re too small to see around the pile of wilted lettuce and giant glob of room temp Mayo.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
That’s the old Burger King chicken sandwich I think
Rolando@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But Master, how do I awaken?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
You realize that there is no apple.
Rolando@lemmy.world 1 year ago
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s a tasty looking green apple.
steel_nomad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The trans agenda in a nutshell.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This looks a lot like a disguised ad.
dsilverz@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
[deleted]PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ceci n’est pas une pipe
nl4real@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No.
unreachable@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Image
riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I dont think I needed to see this picture come to life but it is what I expected it would be.