I’ll only wake up if you can prove the waking world is better than this coma world. If it’s worse: I’m staying in here.
PSA
Submitted 8 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cobb: “I’ve come back for you… to remind you of something. Something you once knew. That this world is not real.”
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Mmmm, cobb salad
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
wakes up from coma…
scratches my butt…
goes back to sleep
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I had a high school teacher that would talk to air, and then say “This is the magical student. He’s silent and invisable to people who are idiots. If you can’t see or hear him, it means you’re an idiot.”
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 months ago
Well, at least he was evenhanded in his abuse.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He also did a “bit” where he danced in 15 year old girls laps, gyrating like a stripper. Saying things like “Dollas ladies, I need dollas!”
Which at the time was meant to be a joke commentary on how high school teachers in public schools are absurdly underpaid. And while I STILL agree with that statement 25 years later (we’ve changed nothing), I DO admit that it hasn’t aged well. Definately would be lawsuit material today.
Though, to his credit, SEVERAL of the girls legit did have dollars, requesting he actually strip. To which he jokingly said he would be fired if he did. Well…maybe he was just trying to pass off a very real fact as a joke. Nonetheless he never actually stripped. He just simulated the act.
Still though…not as crazy as my english teacher a year prior, who straight up brought a goat into the classroom for the sole purpose of pissing off the principal. Essentially giving him the finger and daring him to fire him. Which didn’t happen.
Spider89@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
What’s funny is that that could be true, but there’s no way to prove if it is or not
Rolando@lemmy.world 8 months ago
OOH! Wait, I remember that from Philosophy 101! I think Descartes said something like: the only thing you could be sure of was that you were thinking about it, and from that starting point… I don’t remember the rest of it.
CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Cogito ergo sum”
Me thinks, me am
Asafum@feddit.nl 8 months ago
“we miss you”
HA! Got ya! That’s how I know it’s fake. :P
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 8 months ago
when you wake up immediately eat a silica gel sachet to escape the matrix
howsetheraven@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The more concerning thing is that there other beings in my coma dream that would see an apple that don’t need to wake up, and the creators of the image took that into account
esc27@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Pretty sure that’s a banana
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
It’s no use. I’m stuck here in my brain. I see everything. I feel everything.
I can’t do anything.
Allonzee@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A frightening liminal space between states of being. Not quite dead, not quite alive!
Nikls94@lemmy.world 8 months ago
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s not a real McChicken, though. That’s an advertisement model of one. The one pictured in OP’s image is not a faked model.
If the fake model one counts, then compare it to this:
ImageNikls94@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This picture is of a better quality than every picture of me on a speeding ticket ever
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Op is a jr chicken, not a full one
Nikls94@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Jr. Chicken in Europe is made with marinara sauce, this seems to be made with sour cream or mayonnaise afaict
Lime66@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The American looks better, chicken looks marginally more real
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
If I never wake up I’ll never have to see the hospital bill.
Geldaran@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Of course that’s not a McChicken… you can actually see the “chicken” patty around the edge of the bun. In reality they’re too small to see around the pile of wilted lettuce and giant glob of room temp Mayo.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
That’s the old Burger King chicken sandwich I think
Rolando@lemmy.world 8 months ago
But Master, how do I awaken?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 months ago
You realize that there is no apple.
Rolando@lemmy.world 8 months ago
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s a tasty looking green apple.
steel_nomad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The trans agenda in a nutshell.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
This looks a lot like a disguised ad.
dsilverz@thelemmy.club 8 months ago
[deleted]PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ceci n’est pas une pipe
nl4real@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No.
unreachable@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Image
riodoro1@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I dont think I needed to see this picture come to life but it is what I expected it would be.