Shart, not fart

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• TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crib for sale

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The kid outgrew it? I guess that’s still kind of sad in a “Butterfly Kisses” kinda way.

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    • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If it was 5 words, ‘crib for sale; never used’

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• blujan@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Took the kids

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• blujan@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re not hired

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• blujan@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Trafficked by mum

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  (Just realised I use Arch cannot be written using only three words, weird)

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• tweeks@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  text without punctuation

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• Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was sad.

  Oh no, anyways…

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• Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  expired inner child

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Water pipe burst.

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• Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In the melody of It’s Raining Men it sounds awesome.

  “Toilet water rising. The streets will overflow.”

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• HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t afford treatment.

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• HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Only getting older.

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• ngn@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  mounting rootfs failed

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am sad.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Major data loss

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  undeleted by administrator

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• PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The only time in my entire history of dating where I got invited into her house, I took a shit in the toilet and clogged it so hard it overflowed when I flushed.

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• Toneswirly@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gone and forgotten

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• lostme@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tell my wife…

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• kambusha@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dog leaves room.

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cat leaves lap.

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• Blinchik@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  a sad story using only 3 Words

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• blujan@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Blinds raise more

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• livingcoder@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everyone wore black.

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  • SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s just a metal concert though

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• RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit.

  …destroyed…house…lost…

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tried but died.

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• Frid0lin@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fist pump, bro

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• problematicPanther@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  still they remain.

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• SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Baby shoes, sold

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• Blinchik@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  a sad story

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• blujan@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Baby adoption: cancelled

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