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My cat just came home smelling like weed. What should I do?

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • kurikai@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be a responsible owner and don’t let your cat go outside

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s very important that you buy the weed and check it for impurities. It’s all for your cat.

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The cat brings you weed so you may bring it catnip. Fair is fair

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  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    duh. ask him for the sweet hook up

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    • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m trying but all he keeps saying is “meow”

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      • gothic_lemons@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Damn he is really baked. Damn junkie

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Give it a bath and put an air tag on it for next time. Log where it travels and the resultant smells. Once you have the location of the weed den, ignore it. Continue to map out your neighborhood smells. Bequeath your research logs to your descendants, long may they prosper

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And that, children, is how the Fort Wayne Funk Map came to be. From pit-funk to ball funk, from dank-stank to eye watering fertilizer fumes, Fort Wayne is a feast for the nose!

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  • norimee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Feed her. She probably has the munchies.

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  • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Attach money to the collar, to complete the cat delivery service.

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    • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is the perfect delivery system!

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  • buzz86us@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Congratulate him on finding a cool hangout, then follow him so you can make a friend

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Give hom 50 bucks and send him back with an order

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  • thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the cat should be allowed to make their own mistakes

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wish MY cat would hang out with me, smoking weed. She would just run away if you blew weed smoke in her face.

    She was a chill cat otherwise. I thought she’d like weed smoke. Turns out no.

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    • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My cat was like this at first, but then I blew the smoke near him, and he went over, took a sniffy sniff, then came back and laid back down on me.

      Turned out, he just like it blown in his face because that was too much. So, from then on, I just blow it near him, and he takes his hits when he feels like it.

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      • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As much as I’d love to have my cats smoke with me, I think it’s toxic for them. Sadge. :(

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe try these instead?

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  • ReeSilva@bolha.forum ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Smoke him/her

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  • FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Post a picture on weedtime

    lemmy.world/post/18117744

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  • pelletbucket@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    good weed or mersh

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  • oo1@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    eat? no, eeat.

    https://youtu.be/ADRGgyhX4YE?t=59

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