duh. ask him for the sweet hook up
My cat just came home smelling like weed. What should I do?
Submitted 4 months ago by PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com to [deleted]
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originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 4 months ago
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
I’m trying but all he keeps saying is “meow”
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Damn he is really baked. Damn junkie
nifty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Give it a bath and put an air tag on it for next time. Log where it travels and the resultant smells. Once you have the location of the weed den, ignore it. Continue to map out your neighborhood smells. Bequeath your research logs to your descendants, long may they prosper
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And that, children, is how the Fort Wayne Funk Map came to be. From pit-funk to ball funk, from dank-stank to eye watering fertilizer fumes, Fort Wayne is a feast for the nose!
norimee@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Feed her. She probably has the munchies.
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Attach money to the collar, to complete the cat delivery service.
P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This is the perfect delivery system!
buzz86us@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Congratulate him on finding a cool hangout, then follow him so you can make a friend
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Give hom 50 bucks and send him back with an order
thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
the cat should be allowed to make their own mistakes
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Wish MY cat would hang out with me, smoking weed. She would just run away if you blew weed smoke in her face.
She was a chill cat otherwise. I thought she’d like weed smoke. Turns out no.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 months ago
My cat was like this at first, but then I blew the smoke near him, and he went over, took a sniffy sniff, then came back and laid back down on me.
Turned out, he just like it blown in his face because that was too much. So, from then on, I just blow it near him, and he takes his hits when he feels like it.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 months ago
As much as I’d love to have my cats smoke with me, I think it’s toxic for them. Sadge. :(
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
ReeSilva@bolha.forum 4 months ago
Smoke him/her
FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 4 months ago
Post a picture on weedtime
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 4 months ago
good weed or mersh
oo1@lemmings.world 4 months ago
eat? no, eeat.
kurikai@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Be a responsible owner and don’t let your cat go outside
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 months ago
It’s very important that you buy the weed and check it for impurities. It’s all for your cat.
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 months ago
The cat brings you weed so you may bring it catnip. Fair is fair