My fiancee loves Xmas so I showed her this. She just made a face and wouldn’t stop saying “no” while walking away.
Coming down your chimney
Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re the best kind of fiance, lol
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
No presents for you next xmas.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 month ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I remember upgrading from CGA to EGA.
shy_mia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
You didn’t need to post this.
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What…am I supposed to do with this…
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Suffer, obviously
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Remember that this creature sees you when you’re sleeping.
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis
swab148@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I learned something on Lemmy today!
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
1 foreskin = 1 medical coverage
Thoughts and prayers
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
For some reason, this is super small, but I got the gist of it.
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Open the pic in a new tab if you wish
DickFiasco@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Reminds me of “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.
funkajunk@lemm.ee 1 month ago
What in the eldritch horror is this
coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thank you, I needed this ❤️
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, Santa baby.
Cum down my chimney tonight.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Holiday Slurm
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The new holiday celebration for the Alien franchise looks pretty dope.
Facehuggers in the packages?
Can we get a predator franchise crossover that’s passover themed or such?
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh yeah, and an elf will burst out of your chest
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s like Elf on the Shelf or Mensch on the Bench except this one is Terminator on the Radiator.
Hugin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God emperor of December.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
Like the idea of the comic, but the order of the panels are kinda meh. I think the chimney from the inside de house should be first, then Santa’s face with a reaction like this 😣, then inside again maybe leaving aa present like a larva leave an egg, then to Santa 🤤 and the entire Santa’s image climbing on his ride.
x4740N@lemm.ee 1 month ago
C*ming down your chimney
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey it’s like that one episode of Space Ghost.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This would make a great Rubber Johnny esque short vide
Banichan@dormi.zone 1 month ago
I’m feeling this 😏
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Thanks, I hate it.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
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