My fiancee loves Xmas so I showed her this. She just made a face and wouldn’t stop saying “no” while walking away.
Coming down your chimney
Submitted 2 years ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You’re the best kind of fiance, lol
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
No presents for you next xmas.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 2 years ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I remember upgrading from CGA to EGA.
shy_mia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
You didn’t need to post this.
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What…am I supposed to do with this…
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Suffer, obviously
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Remember that this creature sees you when you’re sleeping.
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis
swab148@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I learned something on Lemmy today!
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
1 foreskin = 1 medical coverage
Thoughts and prayers
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
For some reason, this is super small, but I got the gist of it.
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Open the pic in a new tab if you wish
DickFiasco@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Reminds me of “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.
funkajunk@lemm.ee 2 years ago
What in the eldritch horror is this
coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thank you, I needed this ❤️
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh, Santa baby.
Cum down my chimney tonight.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Holiday Slurm
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
The new holiday celebration for the Alien franchise looks pretty dope.
Facehuggers in the packages?
Can we get a predator franchise crossover that’s passover themed or such?
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Oh yeah, and an elf will burst out of your chest
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s like Elf on the Shelf or Mensch on the Bench except this one is Terminator on the Radiator.
Hugin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
God emperor of December.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 years ago
Like the idea of the comic, but the order of the panels are kinda meh. I think the chimney from the inside de house should be first, then Santa’s face with a reaction like this 😣, then inside again maybe leaving aa present like a larva leave an egg, then to Santa 🤤 and the entire Santa’s image climbing on his ride.
x4740N@lemm.ee 2 years ago
C*ming down your chimney
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hey it’s like that one episode of Space Ghost.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This would make a great Rubber Johnny esque short vide
Banichan@dormi.zone 2 years ago
I’m feeling this 😏
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Thanks, I hate it.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
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