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Coming down your chimney

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks, I hate it.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My fiancee loves Xmas so I showed her this. She just made a face and wouldn’t stop saying “no” while walking away.

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    • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re the best kind of fiance, lol

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No presents for you next xmas.

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Higher quality version
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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I remember upgrading from CGA to EGA.

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  • shy_mia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You didn’t need to post this.

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  • Raptor_007@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What…am I supposed to do with this…

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Suffer, obviously

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Remember that this creature sees you when you’re sleeping.

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  • WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

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    • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I learned something on Lemmy today!

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      1 foreskin = 1 medical coverage

      Thoughts and prayers

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  • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For some reason, this is super small, but I got the gist of it.

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      • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Open the pic in a new tab if you wish

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  • DickFiasco@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me of “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.

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  • funkajunk@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What in the eldritch horror is this

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  • coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thank you, I needed this ❤️

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, Santa baby.

    Cum down my chimney tonight.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holiday Slurm

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  • tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The new holiday celebration for the Alien franchise looks pretty dope.

    Facehuggers in the packages?

    Can we get a predator franchise crossover that’s passover themed or such?

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    • CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh yeah, and an elf will burst out of your chest

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s like Elf on the Shelf or Mensch on the Bench except this one is Terminator on the Radiator.

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  • Hugin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God emperor of December.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like the idea of the comic, but the order of the panels are kinda meh. I think the chimney from the inside de house should be first, then Santa’s face with a reaction like this 😣, then inside again maybe leaving aa present like a larva leave an egg, then to Santa 🤤 and the entire Santa’s image climbing on his ride.

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    C*ming down your chimney

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey it’s like that one episode of Space Ghost.

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  • xenspidey@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shouldn’t it be cuming down your chimney?

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    • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Woosh

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      • xenspidey@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Apparently

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  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This would make a great Rubber Johnny esque short vide

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  • Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m feeling this 😏

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