My fiancee loves Xmas so I showed her this. She just made a face and wouldn’t stop saying “no” while walking away.
Coming down your chimney
Submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re the best kind of fiance, lol
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
No presents for you next xmas.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 year ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I remember upgrading from CGA to EGA.
shy_mia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
You didn’t need to post this.
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What…am I supposed to do with this…
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Suffer, obviously
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Remember that this creature sees you when you’re sleeping.
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis
swab148@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I learned something on Lemmy today!
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
1 foreskin = 1 medical coverage
Thoughts and prayers
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
For some reason, this is super small, but I got the gist of it.
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Open the pic in a new tab if you wish
DickFiasco@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Reminds me of “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.
funkajunk@lemm.ee 1 year ago
What in the eldritch horror is this
coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thank you, I needed this ❤️
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh, Santa baby.
Cum down my chimney tonight.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Holiday Slurm
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
The new holiday celebration for the Alien franchise looks pretty dope.
Facehuggers in the packages?
Can we get a predator franchise crossover that’s passover themed or such?
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Oh yeah, and an elf will burst out of your chest
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s like Elf on the Shelf or Mensch on the Bench except this one is Terminator on the Radiator.
Hugin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
God emperor of December.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 year ago
Like the idea of the comic, but the order of the panels are kinda meh. I think the chimney from the inside de house should be first, then Santa’s face with a reaction like this 😣, then inside again maybe leaving aa present like a larva leave an egg, then to Santa 🤤 and the entire Santa’s image climbing on his ride.
x4740N@lemm.ee 1 year ago
C*ming down your chimney
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hey it’s like that one episode of Space Ghost.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This would make a great Rubber Johnny esque short vide
Banichan@dormi.zone 1 year ago
I’m feeling this 😏
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Thanks, I hate it.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
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