My fiancee loves Xmas so I showed her this. She just made a face and wouldn’t stop saying “no” while walking away.
Coming down your chimney
Submitted 10 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Etterra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
taiyang@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’re the best kind of fiance, lol
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
No presents for you next xmas.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 10 months ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I remember upgrading from CGA to EGA.
shy_mia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
You didn’t need to post this.
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What…am I supposed to do with this…
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Suffer, obviously
criss_cross@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Remember that this creature sees you when you’re sleeping.
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis
swab148@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I learned something on Lemmy today!
jaybone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
1 foreskin = 1 medical coverage
Thoughts and prayers
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
For some reason, this is super small, but I got the gist of it.
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Open the pic in a new tab if you wish
DickFiasco@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Reminds me of “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.
funkajunk@lemm.ee 10 months ago
What in the eldritch horror is this
coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thank you, I needed this ❤️
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh, Santa baby.
Cum down my chimney tonight.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Holiday Slurm
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
The new holiday celebration for the Alien franchise looks pretty dope.
Facehuggers in the packages?
Can we get a predator franchise crossover that’s passover themed or such?
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Oh yeah, and an elf will burst out of your chest
jaybone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s like Elf on the Shelf or Mensch on the Bench except this one is Terminator on the Radiator.
Hugin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
God emperor of December.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 10 months ago
Like the idea of the comic, but the order of the panels are kinda meh. I think the chimney from the inside de house should be first, then Santa’s face with a reaction like this 😣, then inside again maybe leaving aa present like a larva leave an egg, then to Santa 🤤 and the entire Santa’s image climbing on his ride.
x4740N@lemm.ee 10 months ago
C*ming down your chimney
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hey it’s like that one episode of Space Ghost.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This would make a great Rubber Johnny esque short vide
Banichan@dormi.zone 10 months ago
I’m feeling this 😏
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Thanks, I hate it.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
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