de-stress. park in back and walk a little. for your health. driver has small dick energy and suffers
FOUR whole parking spots
Submitted 2 years ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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m3t00@lemmy.world 2 years ago
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
I park in the back during work, but I always end up with UPS and Amazon trucks parking next to me, and they leave their engine running the whole time that I’m eating lunch…
Pika@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I hope someone with an old rust bucket parks in one of those driver spaces
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Squeeze in right next to the driver’s door so he can’t get in
Dangy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I drive a shitbox, I would definitely do that.
doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Four spots
One asshole
favrion@lemmy.world 2 years ago
MICROPENIS
tym@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Grab some zipties and two shopping carts. Ziptie the shopping carts to their door handles.
Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The handles probably have no where to loop around these days. But you’d still get the same effect just surrounding it with shopping carts. Ding city and the whole city plays along.
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A lot of handles are actual handles these days… Including this truck.
psud@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why not to the wheels?
Fleshtrap@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Guys.
The parking lot is near empty.
You even have a car parked in the middle of two spots in the background.
It may be a dick move but in this particular instance I think yall can save your cortisol.
bemenaker@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t care if someone parks like this farther out in the parking lot. But this entitled douchenugget did it right up front, no, that’s not accecptable ever. If you want extra room, park farther out and walk.
iyaerP@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Time to draw and quarter that monstrosity.
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Easy fix, wire snips to the valve stem.
Yondu_the_Ravager@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Don’t you understand? He can’t risk any scratches on his pwecious wittle twuck
ohlaph@lemmy.world 2 years ago
His pavement princess.
fietsbel@feddit.nl 2 years ago
Clearly the parking space is too small, lets petition our gouvernment to increaste them, like a football field per car, or something like that… or else please use public transportation
Bourff@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Public transit ? What kind of filthy commie are you ? Why do you hate America’s car manufacturers?
Bakachu@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Are they a fire chief or something? See a firefighters emblem on the front plate. Barring an emergency still no excuse for parking like a dick though…
DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That car officially belongs to the first person who can hotwire it.
mo_lave@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Dude’s thinking he drives a flying car 💀
Michal@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Doesn’t even fill them all. Must be a compact truck. I’d still squeeze in with my car in front of him, across those two spots.
aragon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I doubt these trucks can be driven around in European or Asian roads. They seem so humongous. Even cargo vehicles which transport goods across the city are much smaller than these in India. Why are trucks so popular in the US? Does everyone haul things often? Are cargo trucks not rentable?
MrZigZag@kbin.social 2 years ago
The US government's standards for fuel economy paradoxically push car manufacturers to make bigger vehicles. The few mid-size pickups still available are now as big as full size pickups once were.
jeffw@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s a cultural thing, mostly. Some people do work as contractors and need large truck beds though.
figaro@lemdro.id 2 years ago
Could’a been 6. Dudes a rookie.
fluxion@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Clearly needs a ring of shopping carts around it for additional protection
brik100@midwest.social 2 years ago
Zip tied together to make sure they don’t roll away
BlueTrees@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He’s trying to play car roulette it seems :D
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
No touchy. No touchy!
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I would totally park as close as possible to this guy and make him have to go through the passenger side.
Neato@kbin.social 2 years ago
There's definitely room for a compact car on the truck's driver side. And if the compact is a hatchback then easy entry.
figaro@lemdro.id 2 years ago
Absolutely this. Bonus points if it’s a Prius.
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You see those white lines they parked over? Yeah, it would be funny if someone took some white masking tape and put it on the truck to look like they painted the parking lot lines over the truck…
Can’t help but wonder how someone would react seeing that shit LOL!
ZytaZiouZ@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It is my opinion that it should be legal to paint said stripes on someone’s car if they park over the line. Should really hammer just how much of an asshole someone is if they have multitudes of stripes.
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I hear ya there, but I try not to be quite that evil.
blazera@kbin.social 2 years ago
yall see wasted parking, I see next summer's heatwaves
housepanther@lemmy.goblackcat.com 2 years ago
This screams hashtag - you park like an asshole!
Kinyutaka@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Better revenge, line up a bunch of carts around the truck, so he has to move them all to get out.
deanza7@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Love this kind of selfish .ssholes. Never understood also the need to drive these monstrous cars. Once oil will bounce back, we’ll see if these ´cars’ will still be out there…
RandomlyAssigned@lemmy.world 2 years ago
1 space is deliberate, 2 spaces is careless, 3 spaces is heartless, but 4 spaces is priceless
CrypticFawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Great way to get all four tires slashed.
arc@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Most people who park like that in a stupidly big vehicle, at least park far away so they’re not stealing high frequency prime spots.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Yeah, but not this asshole. Right next to the handicapped parking, which is as close to the building as you can get. Fucker.
cptapathetic@rustyshackleford.cfd 2 years ago
Seriously. The funny thing is actual work/farm trucks tend to do that, it’s the pavement princesses that park like assholes.