de-stress. park in back and walk a little. for your health. driver has small dick energy and suffers
FOUR whole parking spots
Submitted 1 year ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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m3t00@lemmy.world 1 year ago
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I park in the back during work, but I always end up with UPS and Amazon trucks parking next to me, and they leave their engine running the whole time that I’m eating lunch…
Pika@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hope someone with an old rust bucket parks in one of those driver spaces
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Squeeze in right next to the driver’s door so he can’t get in
Dangy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I drive a shitbox, I would definitely do that.
doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Four spots
One asshole
favrion@lemmy.world 1 year ago
MICROPENIS
tym@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Grab some zipties and two shopping carts. Ziptie the shopping carts to their door handles.
Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The handles probably have no where to loop around these days. But you’d still get the same effect just surrounding it with shopping carts. Ding city and the whole city plays along.
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A lot of handles are actual handles these days… Including this truck.
psud@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why not to the wheels?
Fleshtrap@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Guys.
The parking lot is near empty.
You even have a car parked in the middle of two spots in the background.
It may be a dick move but in this particular instance I think yall can save your cortisol.
bemenaker@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t care if someone parks like this farther out in the parking lot. But this entitled douchenugget did it right up front, no, that’s not accecptable ever. If you want extra room, park farther out and walk.
iyaerP@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Time to draw and quarter that monstrosity.
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Easy fix, wire snips to the valve stem.
Yondu_the_Ravager@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t you understand? He can’t risk any scratches on his pwecious wittle twuck
ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 year ago
His pavement princess.
fietsbel@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Clearly the parking space is too small, lets petition our gouvernment to increaste them, like a football field per car, or something like that… or else please use public transportation
Bourff@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Public transit ? What kind of filthy commie are you ? Why do you hate America’s car manufacturers?
Bakachu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are they a fire chief or something? See a firefighters emblem on the front plate. Barring an emergency still no excuse for parking like a dick though…
DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That car officially belongs to the first person who can hotwire it.
mo_lave@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Dude’s thinking he drives a flying car 💀
Michal@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Doesn’t even fill them all. Must be a compact truck. I’d still squeeze in with my car in front of him, across those two spots.
aragon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I doubt these trucks can be driven around in European or Asian roads. They seem so humongous. Even cargo vehicles which transport goods across the city are much smaller than these in India. Why are trucks so popular in the US? Does everyone haul things often? Are cargo trucks not rentable?
MrZigZag@kbin.social 1 year ago
The US government's standards for fuel economy paradoxically push car manufacturers to make bigger vehicles. The few mid-size pickups still available are now as big as full size pickups once were.
jeffw@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a cultural thing, mostly. Some people do work as contractors and need large truck beds though.
figaro@lemdro.id 1 year ago
Could’a been 6. Dudes a rookie.
fluxion@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Clearly needs a ring of shopping carts around it for additional protection
brik100@midwest.social 1 year ago
Zip tied together to make sure they don’t roll away
BlueTrees@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s trying to play car roulette it seems :D
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
No touchy. No touchy!
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would totally park as close as possible to this guy and make him have to go through the passenger side.
Neato@kbin.social 1 year ago
There's definitely room for a compact car on the truck's driver side. And if the compact is a hatchback then easy entry.
figaro@lemdro.id 1 year ago
Absolutely this. Bonus points if it’s a Prius.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You see those white lines they parked over? Yeah, it would be funny if someone took some white masking tape and put it on the truck to look like they painted the parking lot lines over the truck…
Can’t help but wonder how someone would react seeing that shit LOL!
ZytaZiouZ@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It is my opinion that it should be legal to paint said stripes on someone’s car if they park over the line. Should really hammer just how much of an asshole someone is if they have multitudes of stripes.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hear ya there, but I try not to be quite that evil.
blazera@kbin.social 1 year ago
yall see wasted parking, I see next summer's heatwaves
housepanther@lemmy.goblackcat.com 1 year ago
This screams hashtag - you park like an asshole!
Kinyutaka@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Better revenge, line up a bunch of carts around the truck, so he has to move them all to get out.
deanza7@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Love this kind of selfish .ssholes. Never understood also the need to drive these monstrous cars. Once oil will bounce back, we’ll see if these ´cars’ will still be out there…
RandomlyAssigned@lemmy.world 1 year ago
1 space is deliberate, 2 spaces is careless, 3 spaces is heartless, but 4 spaces is priceless
CrypticFawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Great way to get all four tires slashed.
arc@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Most people who park like that in a stupidly big vehicle, at least park far away so they’re not stealing high frequency prime spots.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Yeah, but not this asshole. Right next to the handicapped parking, which is as close to the building as you can get. Fucker.
cptapathetic@rustyshackleford.cfd 1 year ago
Seriously. The funny thing is actual work/farm trucks tend to do that, it’s the pavement princesses that park like assholes.