Anon lives in Japan

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  as I’m finishing 3 Japanese guys

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  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    as I’m finishing 3 Japanese guys

    as I’m finishing 3 Japanese guys come

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  • victorz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gotta use a comma sometimes, ffs.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Otherwise you get dictator strippers.

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So… Did he wipe first, skip wiping, or skip the pants all together?

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  • rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The latter makes it way more effective. Nothing says “IT’S ON NOW!” more than exploding into a room with 3 dudes having your dangly bits flopping around.

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    • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Depends on what’s flopping: youtu.be/Z_WEP9ZkpS4

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    • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Always be prepared with your Lance of Shortinus.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “As im finishing” so he prob already wiped

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Japanese toilets have bidets. Especially in Shibuya.

    The timing of knock and standing implies he did not wipe.

    Otherwise he would have included the 1-2 minutes of washing his butt before confrontation.

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nothing he said suggests he wasn’t using the bidet. Finishing up is all he said. Finishing up could be fixing his clothing.

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• Atomic@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I was in the UK, watching a football game between my country and England in a pub with an English friend. I had a team shirt on. It was a good game, a close game, in the minutes we lost and England won.

  I Shake some hands and go to the bathroom. I have to shit, go to a stall, and just as I’m about to close someone pushes the door open, forcing themselves in. Life is flashing before My eyes, my entire body shakes from all the adrenaline now pumping, I’m ready to fight or die trying.

  He says (drunk off his mind) “YOU STOOD UP DURING YOUR ANTHEM! I RESPECT THAT! GOOD GAME!! GOOD GAME!!” as he reaches to shake my hand and pat my arm, “yeah man good game, sorry but I need to shit mate”

  I thought I was about to die, stabbed and beat to death in a toilet. When it was just a drink Britt trying to be nice.

  I’ve never been so happy that my country lost a game as that night (Mt shirt also bought me a lot of beers, felt like I needed them after thinking I was about to die)

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  • FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The “CAM ON INGERLAND” meme is clearly based in reality, lmao

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    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, it’s one of the accurate ones.

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was having to explain to a foreign friend that people here are just friendly and they’re not being malicious behind it, even when drunk.

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    • Atomic@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Football violence is very real though. Let’s not forget that and make sure we are in good safe areas when out.

      I’m sure my friend took me to a place that he knows had good people in it knowing I’d wear my country’s shirt.

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Tbf this probably happened irl at least once

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• unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The Japanese guys probably did hear the boss music start at that point

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As I’m finishing 3 Japanese guys come in talking and laughing.

  How it should be read:

  As I’m finishing –– 3 Japanese guys come in talking and laughing.

  What I first read:

  As I’m finishing 3 Japanese guys come –– in talking and laughing.

  What I then read:

  As I’m finishing 3 Japanese guys –– come in talking and laughing.

  Then:

  As I’m finishing 3 Japanese –– guys come in talking and laughing.

  Took me a while. I’m obviously tired and should sleep. Good night, internet people!

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• MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Whoa, chill dude. He was just helping you shit by scaring it out of you.

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is it better or worse that I imagine anon doing this without hitching his pants back up.

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• tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Who tf drew that image

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  • notaviking@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hiroya Oku, and it is from a manga called Gigant. This is the same guy who made Gantz

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    • notaviking@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just don’t look to much into the ages of the characters

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• SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That was one of the least funniest 4chan posts I have seen posted here. What’s the punchline? What’s the joke? It’s just OP saying he is big and intimidating.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It was good shitpost

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    • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You know, I’ll give you that. I always forget about shitposts outside of shitpost specific community. Then again, 4chan can be considered the originator of shitposts, so that’s on me for not recognizing that.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Wait, the joke of this green text is just racist posturing?”

    Yes, this community sucks.

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• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I thought this was about to involve octopus penis going in everyone’s butt

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