So… Did he wipe first, skip wiping, or skip the pants all together?
Anon lives in Japan
Submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 4 months ago
rustyfish@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The latter makes it way more effective. Nothing says “IT’S ON NOW!” more than exploding into a room with 3 dudes having your dangly bits flopping around.
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Depends on what’s flopping: youtu.be/Z_WEP9ZkpS4
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Always be prepared with your Lance of Shortinus.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
“As im finishing” so he prob already wiped
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Japanese toilets have bidets. Especially in Shibuya.
The timing of knock and standing implies he did not wipe.
Otherwise he would have included the 1-2 minutes of washing his butt before confrontation.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nothing he said suggests he wasn’t using the bidet. Finishing up is all he said. Finishing up could be fixing his clothing.
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I was in the UK, watching a football game between my country and England in a pub with an English friend. I had a team shirt on. It was a good game, a close game, in the minutes we lost and England won.
I Shake some hands and go to the bathroom. I have to shit, go to a stall, and just as I’m about to close someone pushes the door open, forcing themselves in. Life is flashing before My eyes, my entire body shakes from all the adrenaline now pumping, I’m ready to fight or die trying.
He says (drunk off his mind) “YOU STOOD UP DURING YOUR ANTHEM! I RESPECT THAT! GOOD GAME!! GOOD GAME!!” as he reaches to shake my hand and pat my arm, “yeah man good game, sorry but I need to shit mate”
I thought I was about to die, stabbed and beat to death in a toilet. When it was just a drink Britt trying to be nice.
I’ve never been so happy that my country lost a game as that night (Mt shirt also bought me a lot of beers, felt like I needed them after thinking I was about to die)
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 months ago
The “CAM ON INGERLAND” meme is clearly based in reality, lmao
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yes, it’s one of the accurate ones.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 months ago
I was having to explain to a foreign friend that people here are just friendly and they’re not being malicious behind it, even when drunk.
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Football violence is very real though. Let’s not forget that and make sure we are in good safe areas when out.
I’m sure my friend took me to a place that he knows had good people in it knowing I’d wear my country’s shirt.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Tbf this probably happened irl at least once
unreachable@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
rockerface@lemm.ee 4 months ago
The Japanese guys probably did hear the boss music start at that point
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Zacryon@feddit.org 3 months ago
As I’m finishing 3 Japanese guys come in talking and laughing.
How it should be read:
As I’m finishing –– 3 Japanese guys come in talking and laughing.
What I first read:
As I’m finishing 3 Japanese guys come –– in talking and laughing.
What I then read:
As I’m finishing 3 Japanese guys –– come in talking and laughing.
Then:
As I’m finishing 3 Japanese –– guys come in talking and laughing.
Took me a while. I’m obviously tired and should sleep. Good night, internet people!
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
Whoa, chill dude. He was just helping you shit by scaring it out of you.
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Is it better or worse that I imagine anon doing this without hitching his pants back up.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Who tf drew that image
notaviking@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hiroya Oku, and it is from a manga called Gigant. This is the same guy who made Gantz
notaviking@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Just don’t look to much into the ages of the characters
SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
That was one of the least funniest 4chan posts I have seen posted here. What’s the punchline? What’s the joke? It’s just OP saying he is big and intimidating.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It was good shitpost
SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
You know, I’ll give you that. I always forget about shitposts outside of shitpost specific community. Then again, 4chan can be considered the originator of shitposts, so that’s on me for not recognizing that.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 months ago
“Wait, the joke of this green text is just racist posturing?”
Yes, this community sucks.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I thought this was about to involve octopus penis going in everyone’s butt
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
victorz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Gotta use a comma sometimes, ffs.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Otherwise you get dictator strippers.