I personally just start a long monologue of swearing at whatever dumbfuck thought it was a good idea to make an AI answer the phone.
Then I am extremely pleasant to the human when they pick-up.
They generally record and log every call, so I give the human reviewer something to enjoy.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to say
“Blrahkystkoicsu”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t understand, can you say the reason for your call?”
“Blarkvgjstklbftk!!!”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t understand, can you say the reason for your call?”
“BLAFRHDYDKJKSTKLV!!!”
“I seem to be having issue understanding you. Please stand by as I connect you with someone who can help.”
Fuck you AI!
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I’m pretty sure that first one is just Polish
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 months ago
As a Chicago woman I can say that you are incorrect. There are a lot of Ks and Ws in Polish, which are absent in the example. That word is definitely German.
Grilipper54@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I tried doing something similar to this years ago with Verizon. Finally the automated messaged just said " I am unable to understand your request, goodbye"
I thought it was the funniest yet most irritating thing at the time.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 months ago
On verizon I use the keypad. I still remember the options menu from before.
They tried shutting me out of it. So I started paying in cash at a store for 6 months. Now they have to be responsible for taking that money to the bank. Suddenly the next time I called, the keypad menu worked again.
Funny how that works.
dingus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I had something like this before as well! I kept asking the robot to be connected to a representative. And at the end it just said it couldn’t help me and hung up!! Dude I was so pissed.
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I wonder what would happen if you kept telling it different languages every time it forwarded you to a different language AI.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A lot of them just hang up on you