Just $99?

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• shasta@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  4th sign fell down. It probably said

  HOME

  TODAY

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Carpet for your only whole $99 room only

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• Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isn’t this one really obvious? They are selling toupées for your butt and accidentally added a “W”. Not confusing in the slightest, really.

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  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t that just a merkin?

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, a Merkin is for the front.

      This is a behymen

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    W-hole.

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• v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think they a word

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  • dragnucs@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The fourth sign must have fallen. Like carpet your whole house, room, for only $99.

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      thank you.

      I was going mad

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    • Iapar@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That works too. I thought the first and the second sighn are switched. “Your carped only for 99$”

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    • darvocet@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      HOME DOLLARS

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    accidentally

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Carpet my hole?

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  • ken27238@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Though you’d never ask.

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• Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  checks holes

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• lauha@lemmy.one ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Carpet your hole!

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• FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Missing the word “room” or “house”

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  • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, that can’t be it.

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What could it be? Such an enigma.

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  • wondrous_strange@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nope it has an extra ‘w’

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• RedditWanderer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No safety smoking first

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• Cipher22@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Carpet for your only whole $99.

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• EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Merkin.

  Haven’t priced them lately. Is that a good price for a merkin?

  My fellow merkins?

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  $99 for your only carpet whole

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How many holes donyou have?

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Carpet your for only 0.99 whole

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Needs one more square on the right-hand side saying “YES”.

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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• Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My guess would be “YOUR WHOLE CARPET FOR ONLY 99$”

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