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• tombruzzo@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is the image so clear but the text is dogshit unreadable?

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  • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably a combination of lack of space between the letters, text outline, and font size imo

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because I made this on my phone in maybe 3 minutes total in response to my friend calling me out for being lazy in the mornings.

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No, that would just make me lose time at the end of the day

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    THAT’S WHAT I KEEP TELLING EVERYONE 😭

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• DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fair play to you OP, for having the ability to give me a headache from far away.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I strive to make everyone’s day just a little bit worse ☺️

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• CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please tell me how, HOW, getting up at 5 (and going to bed at 21) is going to give me more time than getting up at 7-8 and going to bed at 23-00.

  Also, I would like to know why “society” thinks you are “better” if you exercise at 6-7 before work, rather than 20-21 after work.

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• TragicNotCute@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Squinting at phone intensifies

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This meme is next level. The font forces you to preemptively make the face you’re going to make when you finish reading

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But then I’m supposed to take time from the other end of the day

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yea, you’ll still be awake the same amount of time. Makes no sense.

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “have you tried not procratinating all day?”

  😐

  😠

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the sad reality 😔

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• Godort@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have you tried waking up earlier, so that you have time to relax before jumping up to do shit?

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s actually what I do lol

    I usually wake up 2 to 3 hours before I’m supposed to be at work so I have time to fully wake up.

    My biggest issue is that it takes me 2 to 3 hours to fully wake up 😅

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    • Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How much sleep do you get? I’ve found that getting 8 hours of sleep and then getting up immediately when the alarm rings is the best way for me to get started in the day; waiting too long with getting up, getting dressed, or getting started just makes me more drowsy and adds mental inertia.

      Naturally we’re all individuals, so what works for me may not be right for someone else.

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    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This sounds exactly like me lol I wake up around 730am and it takes me until about 1030am to wake up enough to deal with work which starts at 11am 😩

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The mornings are better when you realize that you can have some fun for an hour before having to do grown up stuff

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• Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My problem isn’t the timing of my waking up but the sleep to awake ratio which is completely out of sync with the 24 hour day. My ex woke up after 5 hours of sleep and was completely fine. I can either sleep less (than my ideal 9 hours) and become a zombie for most of the day, or sleep enough and end up going to bed super late, because I also don’t feel sleepy as early once I sleep enough. I’m just from a different planet where days are 28-30 hours long, and this place is just a constant fight with being sleepy and having to wake up before I feel properly rested.

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Funny thing is, that’s most humans. There were experiments done on circadian rhythms where people were put in dark rooms with no clocks or anything to tell time by, and their internal “day” stretched of it to 28-48 hours (depending on the case). So, everyone is from a different planet, some are just coping better

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s interesting! I wonder how much it would change if they still had natural light available but without any responsibilities.

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  • Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Naps. I sleep like 6-8 hours a night usually, and then I take a nap basically as soon as I get home. I find I have more functional time this way, even when I end up sleeping more than 9-10 hours, because I’m more refreshed and ready to go.

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• Mostly_Harmless_Variant@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s rarely about time but rather energetic resources - whether mental or physical. Most of us have the time, but not the energy to maximize it.

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• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes.
  Now I don’t have enough time, and I’m tired.

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• quinkin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have you tried kerning?

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• Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not more time, it’s the same time distributed differently. Does the author also believe daylight savings time adds an hour to the day? Hopefully not.

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• ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  IDK I only get about 4 hours of sleep most nights, I don’t think getting up earlier is gonna go too great for me…

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• widw@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Except the other guy should be the NPC. NPC’s don’t need as much sleep because they have no dreams.

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• lucid_h3x@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your not my real dad 😤

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• MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How

  DARE

  you?

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• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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