Hold my arm, leg, and brother.
Piracy
Submitted 2 years ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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einlander@lemmy.world 2 years ago
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You wouldn’t lead transmute into gold?
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Don’t dead open inside!
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Haha. Yes.
metaStatic@kbin.social 2 years ago
"you wouldn't pirate the music for your ant-piracy ad campaign"
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
metaStatic@kbin.social 2 years ago
Imma leave it now just so this makes sense
samus12345@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Aganim@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I most certainly would if I owned a nuclear reactor.
datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 2 years ago
wouldn’t plutonium production be a more viable use of the reactor’s transmutation capabilities?
Aganim@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah, but who would want to wear plutonium rings or necklaces?🤔
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What is this, the goddamned Middle Ages?!!
And what about the alchemist from Bern who had the bright idea that something else that shines like gold is piss, so he boiled gallons of it, trying to extract the pure, powdered essence? That must have made him quite popular in the neighborhood… taking peoples’ piss and boiling it, the smell coming from that house must have been incredible.
Anyway, the guy was the first to isolate phosphorus as an element.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Funny considering piss is a huge amount of nitrogen.
Woods of Ypres was only 500 years late with this banger
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Who is transmute, and why shouldn’t I lead them into gold?
Resol@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Mute is a river locates somewhere in the world.
Transmute is the person who lives on the other side of the Mute River.
pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Even tho I’m cis-mute, I support transmute rights. Everyone is allowed to STFU if they so choose. It doesn’t matter what you were born as.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 2 years ago
What if you don’t believe in the whole cis/trans thing and just wanna be mute?
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s my cousin, he’s cool
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Maybe they misspelled Transmutate.
ATDA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Naw, dibs on that giant floating trash island. Piss off, no one wanted it until they could alchemy!
MCHEVA4EVA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m no Edward Kelley but im willing to give it a go.
Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Hmm 🤔
distantsounds@lemmy.world 2 years ago
f that halted stream camp a$ap
papalonian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
mfw not enough magicka to cast even once 😞
djsoren19@yiffit.net 2 years ago
LORE OF METAL!
And I’d do it again.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 years ago
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