Don’t forget magpies!
Corvids
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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MasterNerd@lemm.ee 1 year ago
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
My wife when we first moved to Wyoming: “What a pretty and dainty bird. What is it?”
Me: That’s a Magpie.
Magpie: *bathes in blood as it feasts on the flesh of a dead elk*
My wife: Image
yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Magpies are the bird equivalent of that person everyone thinks is hot as long as they don’t say anything
akincisor@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You picked a Hitchcock frame as a meme and didn’t go for one from Birds. Shame!
kbin_space_program@kbin.run 1 year ago
Not pictured:
The adorable, if thiefish Grey Jay, aka the Whiskey Jack.rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Oh wow these are some adorable little dudes.
kbin_space_program@kbin.run 1 year ago
Most mountain resorts of BC have them, they'll eat from your hand if you hold it out flat for them.
If they're feeling greedy though they'll also just take unoffered food as you're trying to eat it.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Magpies are the friendliest birds for people but I almost feel bad about it because they’re dicks to other birds.
exocrinous@startrek.website 1 year ago
In my country everyone hates Magpies because they’re aggressive to people
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
DillyDaily@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Australian Magpies aren’t corvids, they’re butcherbirds, unrelated to the European magpie.
They are dicks though. Cute, but dicks.
Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 1 year ago
can’t wait for corvid-24
veroxii@aussie.zone 1 year ago
That strain of swooping death appears every year around September during Australian magpie swoopy Boi season.
Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Australian magpies are not corvids not closely related to any of these birds, or to Eurasian magpies.
meeeeetch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Steller’s Jay fits in with the family and makes sure the blue jay doesn’t get lonely
evolvor@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Scrub jay checking in
Gabu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That man looks like a mime from hell
jlow@beehaw.org 1 year ago
Where’s en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treepie
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
They scream the loudest though.
cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The normal looking one looks adopted. Like the native kid from King of the hill
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
“adopted” lol. I think you missed a big sub plot, my guy.
cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I didn’t really watch the show since it’s one of those old boomer cartoons.
muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 1 year ago
I could see him being more metal than his entire family.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Strive to be the Blue Jay in your family of Ravens.
bam13302@ttrpg.network 1 year ago
Note, this picture is inverted for personality.
Blue jays are very stupid and very aggressive.
MechanicalJester@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The stellar jays are dumb, but have learned to not be dixks around the other songbirds where I live.
They do a decent red tailed hawk cry imitation that’s wild.
FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
Aye, the first time a blue jay tore the head off of a smaller bird in its nest was a real head turner for me.
PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Here’s the thing. You said a “jackdaw is a crow.” Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing. If you’re saying “crow family” you’re referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people “call the black ones crows?” Let’s get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It’s not one or the other, that’s not how taxonomy works. They’re both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that’s not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you’re okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you’d call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don’t. It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?
Kiosade@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
That will never not be funny. Guy nuked his whole fame status in that one moment.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 year ago
What’s the context?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’ve yet to see anything like this emerge from Lemmy itself; no real platform-wide infamous episode. I wonder what the first Lemmy-based episode of Whang! is going to be?
48954246@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No drama yet AFAIK but The Picard Manuveur is everywhere
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is there a taxonomy for all black birds? If you could come up with one what would you call it?